The Hitman (1991)

Chuck Norris: Cliff Garrett, Danny Grogan

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Quotes 

• Chris Garret : Running from your fear is more painful than facing it.

• Hassan : [Comes in and sees the carnage and Chris just pacing around them]  You! Fuck! Motherfuck!

  Chris Garret : [Hassan reaches for a pistol in the waistband of his pants, Garret blows him away with his shotgun. Hassan flys through the air and crashes through a window]  Drop dead.

• Mobster : [Garret approaching the five terrorists]  Who are you?

  Chris Garret : That's not important. Mr. Lacombe sent me to give you boys a little advice.

  Mobster : [Snickers]  Just you?

  Chris Garret : [cocky]  I don't see anyone else around.

  [With his fingers, takes some of the hummus from their plate] 

  Chris Garret : Anyways, Mr. Lacambe has sent me to tell you, um, camel jockeys that if you fuck with him, he's gonna cut off your balls and stick 'em up your ass.

  [Tastes it, and then spits it out, washes his fingers in the main terrorist's drink, and cleans his hand with a napkin] 

  Chris Garret : You actually eat this shit?

  Mobster : [calm, but angry]  You're a dead man.

  Chris Garret : I'm not afraid to die. Are you?

  Mobster : [angrily]  No. Allah protects us!

  Chris Garret : [smiling almost laughing]  Well, in that case, this shouldn't hurt.

  [Grabs his head and slams it into the table] 

  Chris Garret : Or this.

  [Throws him into the other guys. After beating and subduing all of them, he picks up the main terrorist again] 

  Chris Garret : This is just a warning from Mr. Lacomb.

  Mobster : [Gasping]  You're fucking dead!

  Chris Garret : You already said that,

  [Throws him through the divider behind them] 

• Chris Garret : Why did you agree to see me?

  Andre Lacombe : So that you could carry a personal message back to that garlic-breath pig. I have moved south. I will stay south. Luganni is too weak to kick me out. And should you, he, or these Iranians you mention ever come into Vancouver, I will personally write Andre Lacombe's name on all your snowy graves... with piss.

  Chris Garret : [Lacombes assistant tries remove Garret, Garret floors him and pulls a shotgun that was not detected by Lacombes assistant]  It maybe your handwriting... but it will have to be his dick...

• Chris Garret : [police arriving outside, Garret has Del tied into a chair hanging out of the window]  Now if you feel the need to piss your pants Del? just squeeze them cheeks... real tight...

  Detective Chambers : [approaching Garret who is near Del at the window]  Ok Garret, we'll take it from here...

  Chris Garret : It's just about time anyway...

  Detective Chambers : [walking after Garret who has started walking away from the window where Del's chair is rigged with a bomb]  What's that mean?... Garret...

  Detective Chambers : [Del explodes, Chambers is shocked]  Damn it Garret... we wanted him alive...

  Chris Garret : [smiling]  Ain't life a bitch?

• [after killing a bunch of thugs] 

  Chris Garret : Welcome to my world.