Hook (1991)
Charlie Korsmo: Jack 'Jackie' Banning
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Quotes
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Wendy Darling : And what's so terribly important about your terribly important business?
Jack : Well, you see, when a big company's in trouble, Dad sails in, and if there's *any* resistance...
Peter Banning : Well, he's exaggerating. I'm still into mergers and acquisitions. And I'm dabbling in some land development.
Jack : Any resistance - and he *blows* them out of the water.
Wendy Darling : So, Peter, you've become a pirate.
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Peter Banning : [arriving at Wendy's home, knocks on the door] Remember, you're in England, land of good manners.
[the door opens, to old man behind the door]
Peter Banning : Uncle Toodles!
Toodles : IT'S SNOWING!
[slams the door closed on the Bannings]
Jack : [chuckles and starts choking and Peter pats his chest out of his gum]
[a housekeeper happily screamed in high pitch, when Peter yells happily and Moira shrieks suprisingly with all the kids]
Liza, Wendy's Housekeeper : LOOK AT THESE ADORABLE CHILDREN!
Peter Banning : It's good to see you, Libby, Linda... Lisa!
Liza, Wendy's Housekeeper : Liza.
Peter Banning : I said that.
Liza, Wendy's Housekeeper : OH!
[points at him, smiling]
Liza, Wendy's Housekeeper : Ho ho ho! Oh, Moira, how are you?
[she exclaming excitedly at Moira and started hugging]
Liza, Wendy's Housekeeper : Look at the size of you... Look at you, such a big, sweet thing.
[she looks at Moira]
Liza, Wendy's Housekeeper : Granny Wendy will be right down.
Moira Banning : She's upstairs? Oh, good.
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Jack : Who is that, Captain?
Captain Hook : It's Peter Pan. Has it been three days? 'Tis true, Peter, time does fly. And so do you, I see.
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[in the Museum where all clocks are destroyed. Hook hands Jack a hammer to destroy his father's watch]
Captain James Hook : You know you want to. Give it a try. Go on.
Jack : This is for... never letting me blow bubbles in my chocolate milk!
[smashes his father's watch]
Captain James Hook : Good form! Bravo!
[claps]
Smee : Isn't that wonderful?
Jack : This is for never letting me jump on my own bed!
[smashes another clock]
Captain James Hook : Make time stand still, laddie.
Jack : For always making promises and breaking them!
[smashes another clock]
Jack : For never doing anything with me.
[smashes another clock]
Captain James Hook : For a father who's never there, Jack? Jack, for a father who didn't save you on the ship.
Jack : [starts to cry] Who wouldn't save us...
Captain James Hook : Who *couldn't* save you, Jack.
Jack : [tearfully] Well, he - he wouldn't. And he didn't even try. He was there and we were there and he wouldn't try.
[pulls his cap down as he cries]
Captain James Hook : [pulls his cap up] Jack... he will try. And the question will be: When the time comes, do you want to be saved? Now, don't you answer now. No, no, no, no, no. Now it's time to be whatever you want to be. Put behind you any thoughts of home; that place of broken promises.
Jack : That what?
Captain James Hook : Have I ever made a promise, Jack... I have not kept?
[gives him a baseball]
Captain James Hook : Have I, son?
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[Hook hangs Maggie and Jack from a net atop the mast]
Captain Hook : I'll make you a deal, Mr. Chairman-of-the-Board. Fly up there and touch the outstretched fingers of your frightened children, and I'll set them free.
Peter Banning : I can't fly!
Captain Hook : Come on, explode out of there! Stop the charade! Free you children!
Captain Hook : [Peter whispers to Hook's ear] I beg your pardon?
Peter Banning : [inaudible whisper] I have a real problem with heights.
Captain Hook : You must be joking.
[he laughs]
Captain Hook : Peter Pan has a real problem with heights!
[Hook and the other pirates burst out laughing]
Peter Banning : I'm not Peter Pan.
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[Peter and Hook are dueling]
Peter Banning : Good form, old man.
[Hook traps Peter and grinds his hook near his face]
Captain Hook : You know you're not really Peter Pan, don't you? This is only a dream. When you wake up, you'll just be Peter Banning, a cold, selfish man who drinks too much, who's obsessed with success, and runs and hides from his wife and children!
Too Small : I believe in you.
Latchboy : I believe in you.
No Nap : I believe in you, Peter.
Maggie : I believe in you.
Thud Butt : You are the Pan.
Jack : You're Peter Pan.
Tinkerbell : I believe in you... Peter Pan.
[Peter pushes Hook off and returns his sword. As Hook takes it, he slices Peter's arm with his hook]
Jack : Bad form!
Ace : Jack, stop!
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Peter Banning : [Jack is angry at his Dad and tossing his baseball to the ceiling and catching it] Will you stop doing that? You could break a window.
Jack : They're double-layered, you can't break 'em.
[he demonstrates his point by banging his ball against the glass]
Peter Banning : [confiscating the ball] Give me that!
Jack : [in disbelief] You're afraid of getting sucked out!
Peter Banning : [defensively] No, I'm not!
Jack : [insisting] Yes, you are. You're afraid of getting sucked out.
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Jack : [hearing Maggie singing "When You're Alone"] My mom sang that song.
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Peter Banning : Jack, my word is my bond.
Jack : Yeah, junk bonds!
[he hits the ceiling door in the plane with his ball, and causes the oxygen masks to drop down and scare Peter half to death]
Peter Banning : What in the hell's the matter with you? When are you gonna stop acting like a child?
Jack : [laughs] I am a child.
Peter Banning : Grow up.
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Wendy Darling : What is this?
[she points to Jack's baseball mitt]
Jack : Oh, it's a baseball glove. You can catch things with it, take hot things out of the oven, or you can even hit your sister with it.
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Peter Banning : [while the children are running around making a noise, shouting into the phone] Wait a minute. You're telling me a 10-inch owl has a 50-mile mating radius? Why don't they just fornicate someplace else? What, a five billion dollar deal falling apart because of this? Why doesn't somebody just shoot me in the head?
Jack : [making a gun gesture with his hands] Bang, bang!
Peter Banning : [abandoning call, shouts] Will everybody just SHUT UP!
Jack : [backing away in fright] I'm sorry.
Peter Banning : And leave me alone for one moment! Moira, get 'em outta here, will you? I'm on the phone call of my life!
Moira Banning : [exits Maggie and Jack] Come on, Jack, come on. Out, out out.
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[holding up a sign reading "Run Home Jack"]
Pirates : Run home, Jack! Run home, Jack!
Jack : "Run home, Jack."
Captain Hook : Smee, no, no, no! They've got it backwards! Tell them to turn it around!
Jack : Maggie?
Smee : Switch!
[the pirates fix the sign to read "Home Run Jack." They read it]
Pirates : Home run, Jack! Home run, Jack! Home run, Jack!
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Maggie : [gets up and grabs Captain Hook's hook] I wanna tear your hook off!
Captain Hook : [looks from Jack to Maggie] Easy.
Maggie : I hate... I hate you, Mr. Hook!
Captain Hook : [laughs] What did I tell you, Smee? No little children love me.
Smee : Yes, they do. Come on, you.
[grabs Maggie]
Smee : You're depressin' the Captain.
Maggie : Jack, you listen to me! Never let him make you forget! Never forget mommy and daddy!
Jack : Maggie.
Maggie : Think of a way to run home, Jack! Run home!
Jack : Run home?
Captain Hook : Jack.
[puts his hook in front of his face; Jack's eyes widen a bit]
Captain Hook : You are home.
[laughs]
Captain Hook : Right?
