Hook (1991)

Dante Basco: Rufio

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Quotes 

• Rufio : Boil-dripping beef, fart-sniffing bubble butt!

  Kids : Bangarang, Rufio!

  Peter Banning : Someone has a severe ca-ca mouth, you know that?

  Rufio : You are fart factory, slug-slimed, sack-of-rat-guts-in-cat-vomit, cheesy, scab-picked, pimple-squeezing finger bandage. A week old maggot burger with everything on it and flies on the side!

  Kids : [in unison]  Ugh!

  Peter Banning : Substitute chemistry teacher.

  Lost Boy : Come on, Rufio, hit him back.

  Rufio : Mung tongue.

  Peter Banning : Math tutor.

  Rufio : Pinhead.

  Peter Banning : Prison barber.

  Rufio : Mother lover.

  Peter Banning : Nearsighted gynecologist.

  Rufio : In your face, camel cake!

  Peter Banning : In your rear, cow derrière.

  Rufio : Lying, crying, spying, prying ultra-pig.

  Peter Banning : You lewd, crude, rude, bag of pre-chewed food dude.

  Thud Butt : [with the rest of the Lost Boys]  Bangarang, Peter!

  Rufio : You... you man! Stupid, stupid man!

  Peter Banning : Rufio, if I'm a maggot burger why don't you just EAT ME! You two-toned zebra-headed, slime-coated, pimple-farmin' paramecium brain, munchin' on your own mucus, suffering from Peter Pan envy!

  Don't Ask : What's a paramecium brain?

  Peter Banning : I'LL TELL YOU WHAT A PARAMECIUM IS! *That's* a paramecium! It's a one-celled critter with no brain that can't fly! Don't mess with me, man. I'm a lawyer!

  Kids : [chanting]  Banning, Banning, Banning is bangerang.

  Rufio : Rufio! Rufio!

  Peter Banning : Oh, Rufio, why don't you just go suck on a dead dog's nose?

• Peter Banning : [to Rufio, who pulls a sword at him]  Okay, mister. All right, show's over. Now, you put that thing away! Now, put it down before you poke somebody's eye out.

  [the Lost Boys all laugh] 

  Peter Banning : You're not old enough to shave! What are you doing with a sword? And flying around... this is an insurance nightmare! What is this, some sort of "Lord of the Flies" preschool? Where are your parents? Who's in charge here?

  [the Lost Boys all point to Rufio, who bows] 

  Peter Banning : No! No, Mr. Skunkhead with too much mousse. You are just a punk kid. I want to speak to a grown-up!

  Rufio : All grown-ups are pirates!

  Peter Banning : Excuse me?

  Rufio : [smiles]  We kill pirates.

  Peter Banning : I'm not a pirate. It so happens I am a lawyer.

  Rufio : Kill the lawyer!

  Lost Boys : [drawing their weapons]  Kill the lawyer!

  Peter Banning : [backs away nervously]  I'm not that kind of lawyer.

• Rufio : [weakly, after being stabbed by Hook]  Do you know what I wish?

  Peter Pan : What?

  Rufio : I wish I had a dad... like you.

  [dies] 

  Jack : [tearfully]  Oh, Dad, I'm sorry.

• Rufio : [falls to his knees holding his sword up in his hands]  You are the Pan.

  [Peter takes the sword from him, draws a line in the sand between him and Rufio and all the lost boys run over to stand behind him. Rufio stands up walks towards him] 

  Rufio : [very pleased]  You can fly! You can fight! And you can...

  [Peter crows and bows to Rufio. Rufio does the same and the lost boys cheer] 

• Rufio : [while fighting Hook]  Looky, looky, I've got Hooky

• Peter Banning : I'm not a pirate, so happens I am a lawyer

  Rufio : Kill the lawyer!

  Lost Boys : Kill the lawyer!

  Peter Banning : I'm not that kind of lawyer

• Rufio : Are you gonna follow this drooler against Captain Hook?

  Pockets, Lost Boy : What's he doing here if he's not Peter Pan, huh? He don't look happy here. And who are them kids Hook's got? Give him a chance!