Hook (1991)
Raushan Hammond: Thud Butt
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Quotes
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Rufio : Boil-dripping beef, fart-sniffing bubble butt!
Kids : Bangarang, Rufio!
Peter Banning : Someone has a severe ca-ca mouth, you know that?
Rufio : You are fart factory, slug-slimed, sack-of-rat-guts-in-cat-vomit, cheesy, scab-picked, pimple-squeezing finger bandage. A week old maggot burger with everything on it and flies on the side!
Kids : [in unison] Ugh!
Peter Banning : Substitute chemistry teacher.
Lost Boy : Come on, Rufio, hit him back.
Rufio : Mung tongue.
Peter Banning : Math tutor.
Rufio : Pinhead.
Peter Banning : Prison barber.
Rufio : Mother lover.
Peter Banning : Nearsighted gynecologist.
Rufio : In your face, camel cake!
Peter Banning : In your rear, cow derrière.
Rufio : Lying, crying, spying, prying ultra-pig.
Peter Banning : You lewd, crude, rude, bag of pre-chewed food dude.
Thud Butt : [with the rest of the Lost Boys] Bangarang, Peter!
Rufio : You... you man! Stupid, stupid man!
Peter Banning : Rufio, if I'm a maggot burger why don't you just EAT ME! You two-toned zebra-headed, slime-coated, pimple-farmin' paramecium brain, munchin' on your own mucus, suffering from Peter Pan envy!
Don't Ask : What's a paramecium brain?
Peter Banning : I'LL TELL YOU WHAT A PARAMECIUM IS! *That's* a paramecium! It's a one-celled critter with no brain that can't fly! Don't mess with me, man. I'm a lawyer!
Kids : [chanting] Banning, Banning, Banning is bangerang.
Rufio : Rufio! Rufio!
Peter Banning : Oh, Rufio, why don't you just go suck on a dead dog's nose?
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Thud Butt : Peter, can I talk to you?
Peter Pan : Sure, Thud.
Thud Butt : I remember Tootles.
Peter Pan : You do?
Thud Butt : He was lost too.
Peter Pan : How could you know Tootles?
Thud Butt : He was a Lost Boy.
[Thud Butt takes out a small pouch]
Thud Butt : These are his marbles. These are his happy thoughts.
[Peter empties out the pouch of marbles into his hand and laughs]
Peter Pan : He really did lose his marbles, didn't he?
Thud Butt : [laughs] Yeah, he lost 'em good.
[they both laugh]
Thud Butt : Peter, you know what?
Peter Pan : What?
Thud Butt : My happy thought will help you.
Peter Pan : What's your happy thought, Thud?
Thud Butt : Mine's my mother. Do you remember your mother, Peter?
Peter Pan : Wish I could.
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Thud Butt : [sadly] Don't leave us Peter, and don't say goodbye.
Too Small : What's goodbye?
Ace : [voice breaking] It's going away, that's what it is. Forgetting about us all over again.
Peter Banning : You're all my Lost Boys. I'll never forget you, never. So who will I leave in charge?
[Peter takes out his sword and tries to figure out who will be the new Pan, he chooses Thud Butt]
Peter Banning : Now I want you to take care of everything that's smaller than you.
Thud Butt : Okay.
Too Small : Then who do I look after?
Peter Banning : Neverbugs - little ones.
[Peter backs away and flies off as the Lost Boys watch him as they all smile]
Too Small : That was a great game!
Peter Banning : [flies away] Thank you for believing.
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[Peter and Hook are dueling]
Peter Banning : Good form, old man.
[Hook traps Peter and grinds his hook near his face]
Captain Hook : You know you're not really Peter Pan, don't you? This is only a dream. When you wake up, you'll just be Peter Banning, a cold, selfish man who drinks too much, who's obsessed with success, and runs and hides from his wife and children!
Too Small : I believe in you.
Latchboy : I believe in you.
No Nap : I believe in you, Peter.
Maggie : I believe in you.
Thud Butt : You are the Pan.
Jack : You're Peter Pan.
Tinkerbell : I believe in you... Peter Pan.
[Peter pushes Hook off and returns his sword. As Hook takes it, he slices Peter's arm with his hook]
Jack : Bad form!
Ace : Jack, stop!
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Thud Butt : Who's the shrub?
