Hot Shots! (1991)
Valeria Golino: Ramada Thompson, Scarlett O'Hara, Lois Lane
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Quotes
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Topper Harley : Nice place.
Ramada Thompson : It's okay. The only problem is I have a nosy landlady. Well, I guess this is goodnight.
Topper Harley : I don't want to go back.
Ramada Thompson : You don't have to. I don't want to be alone. And by the way... I can go all night, like a lumberjack!
Topper Harley : What about your landlady?
Ramada Thompson : You can do her too.
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Ramada Thompson : What do you do with an elephant with 3 balls? Walk him and pitch to the rhino.
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Topper Harley : Those are some long legs...
Ramada Thompson : I just had them lengthened. Now they go all the way up.
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Topper Harley : I've fallen for you like a blind roofer.
Ramada Thompson : I'm sorry?
Topper Harley : My heart is falling down around my ankles like a wet pair of pants. My whole life, all I've wanted to do is fly. Bomb stuff. Shoot people down.
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Kent Gregory : That flying stunt today was pure madness. If there wasn't a lady present, I'd tear you apart like Christmas goose.
Topper Harley : Yeah? Well, keep it up, you'll be carrying your face home in a doggie bag.
Ramada Thompson : What is this macho thing?
Topper Harley : He started it.
Kent Gregory : Did not.
Topper Harley : Did too.
Kent Gregory : Did not.
Ramada Thompson : You're behaving like children.
Topper Harley : He's bein' a jerk.
Kent Gregory : Am not.
Topper Harley : Are too.
Kent Gregory : Am not.
Topper Harley : Are too too too too too too too too too too too...
Kent Gregory : Not not not not not not not not not...
Topper Harley : Are too times ten.
Kent Gregory : [Shoving Topper] That's it...
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Topper Harley : So... I guess you've been with a man before...
Ramada Thompson : I'm a virgin. I'm just not very good at it.
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Ramada Thompson : You were discharged from the service 18 months ago for willful insubordination. You disobeyed a direct order and lost a $13 million fighter in the process.
Topper Harley : Yes, I did. But I'm paying it off at ten bucks a week. And I wouldn't be doing that if I'd gotten that extra collision coverage.
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Topper Harley : [Topper leans over her to press the button on the elevator and inhales] That's an interesting perfume.
Ramada Thompson : It's Vicks. I have a cold.
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Ramada Thompson : Lieutenant, please. I'm talking to you as a psychiatrist. I'm recommending that you be grounded.
Topper Harley : You've got to be joking!
Ramada Thompson : Look, if I were joking, I would've said "what do you do with an elephant with three balls?"
[Topper shrugs, since he has no idea what the answer is]
Ramada Thompson : "You walk him and pitch to the rhino".
Topper Harley : You are serious.
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Kent Gregory : Something's changed. It's not another woman, is it? I just couldn't compete with that.
Ramada Thompson : No, of course you couldn't.
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Ramada Thompson : Topper Harley, I presume.
Topper Harley : Once, perhaps. Now I am called Tu-ka Chinchilla.
Ramada Thompson : What does that mean?
[camera pans down to Topper's bunny slippers]
Topper Harley : Fluffy bunny feet.
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Ramada Thompson : The chafing dish is not yours.
Kent Gregory : Yes, it is.
Ramada Thompson : No, it isn't.
Kent Gregory : OK, I don't want it.
Ramada Thompson : Just take it.
Topper Harley : I'll take it.
Ramada Thompson : You stay out of it.
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[the session is over. Topper is about to step out of Ramada's office. He fails to notice there are exposed electric wires hanging from the ceiling]
Ramada Thompson : Be careful out there, lieutenant.
Topper Harley : Don't worry. I can take care of myself.
Ramada Thompson : [stands] No, you can't! You're going to get hurt!
Topper Harley : I don't need your help, I don't need anybody's help. I'll be just fine.
[Topper closes the door, walks right into the exposed wires, and gets electrocuted. His skeleton is seen through the door. Ramada steps outside her office, worried]
Ramada Thompson : Are you OK?
[Topper stands, tries to recover, his hair protuding to all directions. His head bumps against an exposed wire, and he nearly falls again]
Topper Harley : [pants] Yeah. I'm fine.
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[Topper returns to the reservation and, much to his surprise, finds Ramada there]
Topper Harley : Ramada!
Ramada Thompson : Once, perhaps. Now I am called Wah-Wah tukina.
Topper Harley : What does that mean?
Ramada Thompson : Little Sizzling Belly.
