Hot Shots! (1991)
Jon Cryer: Jim 'Wash Out' Pfaffenbach
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Quotes
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[Wash Out can't read the number on the runway he's landing on]
Jim 'Wash Out' Pfaffenbach : I need clearance to land on runway thirty... thirty... something!
Air Controller : Thirtysomething's been cancelled.
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Lt. Commander Block : Yankee Doodle Floppy Disk, this is Foxtrot Zulu Milkshake, checking in at 700 feet, request permission to land.
Jim 'Wash Out' Pfaffenbach : Roger that, Foxtrot Zulu Milkshake, you are cleared to land. Welcome to the Mediterranean!
Kent Gregory : Wash Out, is that you?
Jim 'Wash Out' Pfaffenbach : You bet, they put me in charge of radar! From now on, I'll be your eyes on the ground!
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Jim "Wash Out" Pfaffenbach : You've got six bogies heading toward you!
[sneezes on the radar screen]
Jim "Wash Out" Pfaffenbach : Oh my God, a dozen more of them! And a blimp, a big, shiny blimp and it's slowly moving south!
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Jim 'Wash Out' Pfaffenbach : I just got kicked out of the unit. My flight status has been withdrawn. I'm through, Dead Meat!
Pete 'Dead Meat' Thompson : What happened?
Jim 'Wash Out' Pfaffenbach : It's my eyes. I've got walleye-vision.
Pete 'Dead Meat' Thompson : Isn't there something that can be done?
Jim 'Wash Out' Pfaffenbach : Well, there's a delicate corneal inversion procedure... a multi-opti-pupil-optomy. But, in order to keep from damaging the eye sockets, they've got to go in through the rectum. Ain't no man going to take that route with me!
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Jim 'Wash Out' Pfaffenbach : Looks like enemy aircraft at 12 o'clock.
Admiral Benson : Really? 12 o'clock? Well, that gives us about...
[checks his watch]
Admiral Benson : 25 minutes. Think I'll step out for a burger.
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Jim 'Wash Out' Pfaffenbach : Alpha Velveeta Knuckle Underwear, you are cleared for take-off. When you hit that nuclear weapons plant... drop a bomb for me!
Lt. Commander Block : Uh, Sphincter Mucus Niner Ringworm, roger!
