Hot Shots! (1991)

Heidi Swedberg: Mrs. 'Dead Meat' Thompson

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Quotes 

• Pete 'Dead Meat' Thompson : [Dead Meat and Mary kiss hello]  Mary, have you come to watch me fly?

  Mary Thompson : There was a meltdown at the plant, so they gave me the afternoon off.

  'Dead Meat' : Aw, terrific!

  [a black cat crosses their path] 

  Mary : Oh, good news: we just closed escrow on our little dream house.

  'Dead Meat' : Wonderful! When do we move in?

  Mary : Tuesday. I've got the kids stripping asbestos off the pipes right now.

  'Dead Meat' : Aw, that's great.

  [Dead Meat walks under a ladder] 

  'Dead Meat' : Things just couldn't be better for us! I'm so blessed.

  Mary : Oh, your life insurance forms came for you to sign.

  [Mary opens her purse, and a mirror falls out and breaks] 

  Mary : My mirror!

  'Dead Meat' : [Deadmeat shakes pen because it won't write]  Huh.

  Mary : I'll get another pen.

  'Dead Meat' : No need. I'll sign it when I get back.

  Mary : Well you know best.

  'Dead Meat' : Honey, you know that global warming problem? Well I've discovered how we can reverse it.

  Mary : Tell me!

  'Dead Meat' : No, not now, Lovey Bumpers. There'll be plenty of time for that later. And my investigation into the assassination of JFK...

  Mary : You found the evidence you were looking for?

  'Dead Meat' : Yes, I have proof. It's right here in my pocket.

  [Dead Meat climbs into the cockpit] 

  'Dead Meat' : It's big, honey. Really big. It goes all the way to the White House.

  Mary : Do you want me to hold it for you?

  'Dead Meat' : No, it'll be safe right here. I'm in a jet. What could go wrong?

  Mary : Oh, Dead Meat. We just couldn't be any more perfectly happy.

  [Dead Meat and Mary blow kisses at each other, catch the air kisses, and put them in their pockets] 

• Topper Harley : Mrs. Thompson, I know you must hate me right now but there's something I want you to have. I've been putting a little away for the past ten years. It's not much. 2500. I wish I could do more.

  Mrs. Mary 'Dead Meat' Thompson : Why, Topper. That's so sweet. Why, with the three million that I won on this Lucky Lotto ticket, I can take this 2500 and just blow it all on hats.