Hudson Hawk (1991)

Andie MacDowell: Anna Baragli

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Quotes 

• Anna : [after Hawk learns she is a nun]  It doesn't mean I don't love you.

  Hudson Hawk : Oh, no! You love me! It's your *job*! You probably love Butterfinger over there.

  Anna : Well, yeah, in a weird sort of Catholic way, I do.

• [Tommy Five-Tone is miraculously alive at the end of the film] 

  Hudson Hawk : You're supposed to be all cracked up at the bottom of the hill!

  Tommy Five-Tone : Airbags! Can you fucking believe it?

  Anna : You're supposed to be blown up into fiery chunks of flesh!

  Tommy Five-Tone : Sprinkler system set up in the back! Can you *fucking* believe it?

• Hudson Hawk : Hey, this doesn't taste like cappuccino.

  Anna : Oh. I guess I put too much ethyl chloride in it.

• Waiter : I am the waiter, sir.

  Hudson Hawk : Oh. Very nice. Fettucini con fungi porcinni. Prego. Oh, and bring me a bottle of ketchup, will ya?

  Anna : You heard him.

  Waiter : Ketchup! Ketchup! Stupid Americanos, always ketchup...

• Anna : Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. It's been 1,200 hours since my last confession.

  Cardinal : [yawning]  Hit me with your best shot.

  Anna : I betrayed a man. A good man. An innocent man. A thief.

• Anna : [drugged]  I'm not a very good damsel in a dress, am I?

  [manly voice] 

  Anna : You MUST pay the rent!

  [girly voice] 

  Anna : But I CAN'T pay the rent!

  [makes more dolphin noises] 

  Anna : Eeeee-eeee-eee-eeeeeee!

  Darwin Mayflower : Yo, Flipper! "Damsel in distress" implies that there is some well-hung Dudley Do-Right galloping up to save you. It ain't gonna happen, see? Hudson Hawk go boom-boom. He dead.

• Hudson Hawk : Anna, we're supposed to be saving you.

  Anna : I know. I got bored so I saved myself.

• Hudson Hawk : Will you play Nintendo with me?

  Anna : I can't think of anyone I'd rather play Nintendo with.

• Anna : In one day - less than one day of planning, and you did it. You started the week by stealing the Sforza and ended by swiping the Codex. What are your plans for the weekend? Hoisting away the Coliseum? Tell me, did the Devil make you do it, or did Darwin and Minerva Mayflower?

  Hudson Hawk : Can't we just go back to the kissing part?

• Anna : He's definitely gonna steal the Codex. I can feel it. I'm not sure when.

  Cardinal : Attempt to steal, you mean. The vanity in this man Hudson Hawk! The Vatican has foiled the advances of pirates and terrorists. We will not lie down for some schmuck from New Jersey.

• Hudson Hawk : They had the worst ketchup when I was in prison.

  [freezes, realizing his slip] 

  Anna : Prison?

  Hudson Hawk : [struggling]  ... I was the warden...?

  Anna : Wow. You were... in the joint. Doing... hard time. You know, it's funny, but that excites me. I seem to have a thing for sinners.

  Hudson Hawk : Well, I seem to have a thing for sinning.

  [to waiter] 

  Hudson Hawk : Check please.

• Anna : [drugged]  I feel like a dolphin who's never tasted melted snow. What does the color blue taste like? Bobo knows? Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! I must speak with the dolphins now. Eeeee-eeee-eee-eeeeeee!

  Anna : Darwin, this is supposed to be torture, not therapy.

• Anna : [after the machine malfunctions and kills the Mayflowers, Hawk and Anna are confronted by Alfred, the Mayflowers' butler]  Your turn.

  Hudson Hawk : My turn? How did it get to be my turn? I just killed Darwin and Minerva!

  Anna : [Alfred draws a blade]  Definitely your turn.

  Hudson Hawk : Shit. All right, just stay over here and try to stay out of the way, all right?

  Anna : Hudson.

  Hudson Hawk : What?

  [the two share a brief kiss before Hudson fights Alfred]