Hudson Hawk (1991)
Sandra Bernhard: Minerva Mayflower
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Quotes
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Darwin Mayflower : The last ingredient in the recipe is Da Vinci's model of a helicopter...
Minerva Mayflower : ...on display for three days only at the Louvre in Paris.
Hudson Hawk : As opposed to the Louvre in Wisconsin?
Darwin Mayflower : Shut up, you're going to make me lose my place!
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Darwin Mayflower : So, Hawkmeister. We've got you clothes, a great hotel and a 250,000 lira per diem.
Minerva Mayflower : That's 200 dollars a day. So he can get a hooker and some tequila? Veto, Darwin!
Hudson Hawk : I guess we see who wears the penis in this family.
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[repeated line]
Minerva Mayflower : Bunny, ball ball.
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Darwin Mayflower : Waldo, 100 million clams! Yes!
Auctioneer : That's 100 millon dollars to Mr. Darwin Mayflower.
Minerva Mayflower : 100 million and one, Waldo!
Auctioneer : Fantastic! 100 million dollars and one.
Darwin Mayflower : Outbid by mine own wench! Quelle bummere!
Minerva Mayflower : Don't hate me baby!
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Minerva Mayflower : Why is the world jam packed with such idiots? Every Schmo has a fantasy that the planet revolves around them. It rains, a car crash happens, they say 'How can this happen to me?' But for us, this isn't a fantasy, it is a reality.
Darwin Mayflower : Oh yes! If De Vinci were alive today, he'd be eating microwaved sushi, naked in the back of a Cadillac with the both of us. The project of his life is now toy of mine. History... Tradition... Culture... are not concepts. These are trophies I keep in my den as paperweights! The chaos we will cause with this machine will be our final masterpiece!
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Hudson Hawk : But seriously folks, Concorde me back home, put me in jail, I don't care.
Minerva Mayflower : You go back to jail and you won't be alone. You'll have a guinea barkeep cellmate to keep you company. You're still young enough to enjoy shanking child molesters for a pack of smokes. But Tommy Five - Tone... will go in knowing the next time he gets out... will be to attend his own funeral. Depressing?
