Problem Child 2 (1991)

Ivyann Schwan: Trixie Young

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Quotes 

• Trixie : You're gonna wish you'd never been born.

  Junior : Ooh! I'm really scared. I'm being threatened by the Tidy Bowl girl!

• [Junior is about to draw a mustache on a photo of Annie] 

  Trixie : I wouldn't do that if I were you!

  Junior : If I were you I wouldn't do alot of things, like go out in public.

• [Trixie just tied up the players for the puppet show and continues it herself] 

  Trixie : [as Uncle Sam]  Sorry about the delay folks, but we are having technical difficulties.

  [as Baldy] 

  Trixie : Yeah I had to scratch my balls!

• Trixie : I think your dad likes my mom. Usually when a guy does that, I hit him with a car and I knock him down the stairs, I've gotta look out for her. But your dad, he doesn't bug me so much.

  Junior : And you know something? Your mom doesn't bug me so much.

• Trixie : What'd you want me to come over so late for?

  Junior : I had this crazy idea. I think our parents should get married!

  Trixie : What are you talking about? Your dad is taken!

  Junior : Well you know what, he may have a sudden change in plans.

• Trixie : Junior, I'm sorry I squirted you with the fire hose.

  Junior : That's okay, I'm sorry I made you barf on the Crazy Dance.

• [Junior is confronting Trixie in the girls' bathroom] 

  Trixie : You're gonna wish you'd never been born.

  Junior : [sarcastically]  Ooh, I'm really scared! I'm being threatened by the Ty-D-Bowl Girl.

  [places his hands on his hips] 

  Junior : Now, why have you been bugging me?

  Trixie : [rudely pushes Junior back]  I'll bug whoever I want. This is my school.

  Junior : Says who?

  Trixie : Me and my M-80.

  [whips out an M-80, lights it and hands it to Junior] 

  Junior : Whoa! Whooa!

  Trixie : Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha!

  Junior : You're insane!

  [flings the M-80 into the toilet and flushes it] 

  Junior : Let's get outta here!

  [Junior and Trixie flee the bathroom, screaming. Mr. Thorn frantically runs through the hallway with his newspaper, in a rush to get to the bathroom, not knowing that the M-80 is traveling through the pipes] 

  Mr. Thorn : [hurries into the bathroom and pushes by another man]  Out of my way! I can't hold this one until recess.

  [picks the first working stall, drops his pants, sits on the toilet, and sighs in relief] 

  Mr. Thorn : This is gonna feel so good.

  [grabs his newspaper. The M-80 explodes directly under the toilet he is using, blasting him out of his shoes, and shooting toilet water everywhere] 

  Mr. Thorn : Ahhhhhh...

• Trixie : I'm gonna puke!