Pure Luck (1991)

Martin Short: Proctor

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• Eugene Proctor : I am trained in martial arts. Judo, aikido, karate. The first thing they teach you is self-control. If someone calls you a jerk, you don't hit them. You just walk away.

  Large Man : Jerk.

  Eugene Proctor : ...Ah! See? Complete control.

  Large Man : Moron!

  [Eugene walks into a door] 

• Airport Employee : You'll have to itemize the contents of your bag so we can compensate you for any damage Mr. Proctor.

  Campanella : Do we have to do that now? We're going to miss our flight.

  Eugene Proctor : Usually my bags just get lost.

• Eugene Proctor : Fish what I wanted