Soapdish (1991)

Carrie Fisher: Betsy Faye Sharon

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Quotes 

• Lori Craven : Hi. Uh, I'm Lori Craven and... I'm an actress.

  Betsy Faye Sharon : An actress! Really! How nice for you! I'm Betsy Faye Sharon and I'm a bitch. Now get out of here.

• [an audition] 

  Betsy Faye Sharon : Very, very good, Mark. And very true. I love what you're doing. I just, I think if we could try it one more time, and this time... I don't know... maybe try one without your shirt.

  Mark : Sure.

  [Removes it and reviews the script] 

  Mark : "Will you be having wine with dinner?"

  Betsy Faye Sharon : [lustily]  I think we've found our waiter!

• Betsy Faye Sharon : She came in yesterday. I don't know who the hell she is. Her name is Naven, Maven, Slaven... Claven... there's no agent.

  David Barnes : Find her.

  Betsy Faye Sharon : Well, what if she can't act?

  Burton White : That never stopped us before!

  [Barnes snaps his fingers] 

  Betsy Faye Sharon : What?

  David Barnes : [snap, snap, snap, snap, snap]  We make her mute!

  Burton White : What?

  David Barnes : If she doesn't speak, we don't have to pay her as much. A homeless deaf-mute: what could be more pathetic? God, I'm good.