Soapdish (1991)
Kathy Najimy: Tawny Miller
Quotes
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Celeste Talbert : David! David! David, David, David, David, David!
David Barnes : Hey, great scene with Bolt.
Celeste Talbert : I realize I'm not a young woman; however...
David Barnes : What do you mean, you're not...
Celeste Talbert : ...could you PLEASE point out to our new costume designer
[grabs her]
Celeste Talbert : whose name I don't quite have yet...
Tawny Miller : Tawny Miller, Miss Talbert.
Celeste Talbert : How do you do.
[to David]
Celeste Talbert : - that I don't feel quite right in a turban. What I feel like is GLORIA FUCKING SWANSON! What am I, 70, David? Am I 70? Why don't you just put me in a walker? Buy a goddamn walker and put me in it!
David Barnes : [to Tawny] You're fired.
Tawny Miller : Oh God.
David Barnes : I'm just kidding.
[into PA system]
David Barnes : Attention: no turbans for Miss Talbert!
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[to her male costar]
Celeste Talbert : Next time, could you wear a swimsuit underneath the towel? It's a little early in the day for me.
[walks off]
Blair Brennan : I can't act in a swimsuit.
Tawny Miller : I know...
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Tawny Miller : I got this idea. It's just an idea. Now, how do you feel about sort of a Tammy Faye Bakker kind of a thing? You know?