Mad About You (TV Series 1992–2019) Poster

(1992–2019)

Paul Reiser: Paul Buchman

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Quotes 

  • [Paul is licking wedding invitation envelopes] 

    Jamie Buchman : How are you holding up?

    Paul Buchman : Well, if I had two more tongues, I'd be the happiest person on Earth.

    Jamie Buchman : (lights a cigarette) Second happiest.

  • Paul : Just like that: bing, bang, boom?

    Jamie : At this point, I'd settle for the boom.

    Paul : You don't want the bing and the bang?

    Jamie : I did when we started.

    Paul : And now?

    Jamie : I'm over it.

    Paul : You're a very complex woman.

    Jamie : You don't want the boom?

    Paul : 'Course I want the boom. Guys ALWAYS want the boom. We only made up the whole bing and the bang just to get to boom.

  • Paul Buchman : What's the big deal with Valentine's Day? It's a made-up holiday. Nobody even knows who this St. Valentine guy was.

    Jamie Buchman : He was a Roman priest who defended the Christians and was beheaded by Claudius II on February 14, 269 A.D.

  • Paul : [on the phone with the vet] 

    [to Jamie] 

    Paul : Murray's last bowel movement?

    Jamie : Monday.

    Lisa Stemple : Can you believe this?

    [points to herself] 

    Lisa Stemple : Saturday.

  • Jamie : Do you want to tell me why I just lied to our closest friends?

    Paul : They wanted to take us to dinner.

    Jamie : The Bastards.

  • Paul Buchman : Why is it I love you any more in the middle of February than on, say, August 21st? You know, to me, every day with you is Valentine's Day.

    Jamie Buchman : So, in other words, you forgot to buy me a card.

    Paul Buchman : That's what I'm saying.

  • Paul : All I know is I wanna wake up naked with you for the rest of my life.

    Jamie Buchman : You are a strange, amazing man.

  • Paul Buchman : [on the phone]  I'm kissing your knees.

    Jamie Buchman : Niece? I don't have a niece.

  • Jamie Buchman : Would you *please* tell Lisa what guys think, when women give in on the first date?

    Paul Buchman : [pauses]  Yippie?

  • Bruce Willis : Can I give you a hug?

    Paul : Hey...

    [they hug] 

    Bruce Willis : Good, good. Can I give you a little kiss?

    Paul : [hesitates]  Sure.

    [receives a kiss on the cheek] 

    Bruce Willis : Wanna make out a little bit?

    Paul : I don't... No.

    Bruce Willis : OK.

  • Ira : [sniffing]  Did you have a steak?

    Paul : What are you, part wolf? As a matter of fact I did, this morning.

    Ira : For breakfast? Paulie, I'm impressed.

    Paul : I'm working my way backwards through the day: for dinner, I'm having cornflakes.

  • Paul Buchman : Why would a mango *need* body wash?

  • [Jamie and Paul are lying in bed, Jamie's playing with Paul's chesthair] 

    Jamie : I love chest hair.

    Paul : Hey, what you got there is plenty good.

See also

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