Melrose Place (1992–1999)

Lisa Rinna: Taylor McBride

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Quotes 

• Taylor Davis McBride : The baby's kicking again.

  Dr. Michael Mancini : Well, of course he is. You're his mother. I'm surprised he's not screaming bloody murder and holding up a liquor store.

• [Discussing their mutual divorces over dinner, where Peter has dressed Taylor in Beth's conservative clothing] 

  Dr. Peter Burns : I mean, first Craig and now Kyle. You're losing ground Amanda. It's almost slutty.

  Kyle McBride : Hey. That's a lady your talking to.

  Taylor Davis McBride : Oh that's funny. The male slut defending the female slut.

  Kyle McBride : Better a slut than a conniving bitch.

  Amanda Woodward : Or worse, a conniving bitch in some *ugly* ass clothes.

• [Amanda's trying to evict Taylor] 

  Taylor Davis McBride : There are laws against This. Tenants rights, squaters rights, human rights.

  Amanda Woodward : Well, look who's talking about being human... the most in-human person on Earth.

  Taylor Davis McBride : Oh really, giving up your title so soon?

• Amanda Woodward : Look who's talking about being human, the most in-human person on Earth.

  Taylor Davis McBride : Oh, giving up your title so soon?

• [At Kyle and Amanda's engagement party] 

  Taylor Davis McBride : I think before the main course comes out, that one of you should give a toast to the happy couple. Now, anyone will do, except for the wannabe war-bride Christine. I don't think you'd have anything nice to say, now would you?

  Kyle McBride : Damnit Taylor, I said back off.

  Taylor Davis McBride : Hey! Excuse me if I think it's inappropriate that you bring the girl you've been dreaming about for years here.

  Amanda Woodward : This is none of your business, *waitress*. Now go get us more food.

• [Taylor wants to go with Michael to his college reunion] 

  Dr. Michael Mancini : The answer is no! You're probably too pregnant to travel anyway.

  Taylor Davis McBride : I'm not that delicate!

  Dr. Michael Mancini : No, but you'll probably throw the plane out of balance.

• Taylor : Good morning Amanda.

  Amanda Woodward : Goodbye Taylor.

• [giving Peter shopping advice] 

  Taylor Davis McBride : You never buy your second wife a nicer ring than your first.

• Taylor Davis McBride : Michael, listen... I don't want a relationship, I don't want a commitment... I need your sperm.

• Taylor Davis McBride : So where are you off to? To spend the day with your friend Eric plotting the death of my restaurant?

  Megan Lewis Mancini : You know, I don't work for Eric anymore, so if you'll exscuse me...

  Taylor Davis McBride : How come? He get tired of you and throw you out of bed?

  Megan Lewis Mancini : For your information, I never slept with Eric. The only woman he wants in bed is Amanda. He would give up the world for one night with her, and guess what? She would never do it. You can kiss your restaurant goodbye. Personally, I hope you end up in the gutter.

• [Before Amanda's wedding to Kyle] 

  Taylor Davis McBride : Amanda! I couldn't find anything blue, but I did find something old... a picture of Kyle and me on *our* wedding day. Oh hell, you already got the something borrowed bit with my husband. Too bad he hasn't shown! All the guests out there are wondering if maybe he stood you up.

  Amanda Woodward : You know, I don't remember you being added to the guest list, so why don't you get out of here?

  Taylor Davis McBride : Gladly. Oh, by the way... that dress is hideous.

• Dr. Michael Mancini : What was I thinking? That you'd actually listen to me? That you'd actually stay out of my life? Course you won't. You can't. You haven't got the capabilities! It's like asking an ape to do algebra.

  Taylor Davis McBride : Now now Michael. Apes are very intelligent.