Bebe's Kids (1992)

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• Robin Harris : Your mama's so old, she was there the first day of slavery.

  Dorothea : Your mama's so old, she older than your grandmama.

  Robin Harris : Your mama's so fat, she own both sides of the family.

  Dorothea : That's okay. Your mama's so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund.

  Robin Harris : Your mama's so dumb, they told her it was chilly outside, she went inside and got a bowl.

  Robin Harris : Come on, baby. Let's get out of here.

  Jamika : I think it's time to flush and leave.

  Dorothea : You can have him. I don't have a problem getting a man.

  Jamika : Well, girlfriend. Here's some lotion for your ashy ankles. That'll make it even easier.

  Dorothea : That's okay. Your mama's so country, she got an elevator, thought it was a mobile home.

  Vivian : You know what that was all about, right? He still loves you.

• Robin Harris : I thought the devil was through when he made Rosemary's Baby, but oh no! Oh no! Now we got, Bebe's Kids!

• Robin Harris : I am pissed off to the highest level of pissivity.

• Robin Harris : If you tried to phone hell from here, it'd be a local call.

• Robin Harris : Even a circus can't train those kids.

• Robin Harris : [Upon seeing Jamika for the first time]  She looked so good, she made a brother wanna get a job with benefits!

• Robin Harris : If you don't tell me where your little brother is, I'm gonna beat the black off you, and you're gonna look lighter than Michael Jackson.

• Robin Harris : [to Leon]  Oh, and one other thing. If you get into a fight, don't fight fair. Get a brick and knock the hell out of them kids

  Jamika : Robin, I heard you.

• Robin Harris : I ain't never been glad to see the cops before. But I was sure happy then. Happier than a runaway slave, papers and all.

• Jamika : Those kids don't stand a chance in that neighborhood.

  Robin Harris : No, I don't think that neighborhood stands a chance against them kids.

• [last lines] 

  Robin Harris : Test tube babies!

• Robin Harris : They were eating so fast, I had to spit on my food to keep 'em from taking mine.

• Robin Harris : I feel sorry for trouble if it runs into them kids.

• Robin Harris : Excuse me, Miss. I didn't catch your name.

  Jamika : I didn't throw it.

• Jamika : And this is little Pee-Wee.

  Pee Wee : Pee-Wee, O.G.!

  Robin Harris : O.G.? I'll slap my F-O-O-T in your B-U-T.

• Robin Harris : Now Jamika, I don't mean to get in your business. But maybe you should sign your son up for some karate classes. Boy kinda soft!