Ladybugs (1992)

E.D. Tyree: Soda Shop Counterman

Quotes 

• Matthew : We get along great, we laugh together, we like the same music, the same sports, we get along just great.

  Soda Shop Counterman : Then what's the problem?

  Matthew : She don't know I'm a boy.

• Matthew : Gimme another one.

  Soda Shop Counterman : Kid, you've had enough. You're gonna spoil your dinner. Why don't you go on home?

  Matthew : No, I don't want to go home. Come on, gimme another one.

  Soda Shop Counterman : Kid, the way you're drinkin', you must have a girl problem.

  Matthew : Yeah.

  Soda Shop Counterman : Tell me about it. Maybe I could help.

  Matthew : How could *you* help *me*?

  Soda Shop Counterman : With girls, I been through it all. I been stood up, shook up, hung up, screwed up, and tied up. What's your problem? Y'all have a fight?

  Matthew : No, no, no, we never fight. No, we get along great. We laugh together, we like the same music, the same sports. No, we get along just great.

  Soda Shop Counterman : Then what's the problem?

  Matthew : She don't know I'm a boy.

  Soda Shop Counterman : Kid, with this girl, I don't know what you're doin', but you must be doin' it wrong.