Stay Tuned (1992)
David Tom: Darryl Knable
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Quotes
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[Darryl Knable's cap and BMX bike get sucked into the HVTV dish]
Diane Knable : What are you doing?
Darryl Knable : Did you see that? That dish, it ate my BMX.
Diane Knable : Is this some sort of male puberty thing?
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Diane Knable : [to Darryl] You're pizza topping!
Darryl Knable : Wait. Mom and Dad are here.
Diane Knable : They're home?
Darryl Knable : Well, not exactly.
[he points to the TV set]
Darryl Knable : Look.
[Roy Knable is on TV as a detective]
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[Darryl Knable transmits his voice through the HVTV dish to the set of Off With His Head]
Darryl Knable : Dad, can you hear me?
Roy Knable : Darryl? My God!
One of the infidels : God?
Helen Knable : Yes! It's... God!
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[Roy Knable arrives inside a castle]
Spike : My, my. Now you'll never get back to Kansas.
[Roy looks behind him and sees that his remote is shattered into pieces]
Spike : [raising his sword] En garde.
[Roy gets a wooden stick]
Spike : Oh, no sword. Have to talk to that prop man.
[breaks the stick]
Spike : Right about now, your wife is probably catching that train... right between the eyes. And you let it happen.
Darryl Knable : [hurling one of Roy's swords towards the HVTV dish] Here it comes, Dad!
[the sword gets sucked in the dish]
Spike : I've taken loads of souls... and none more pathetic than yours, Roy. Say good night, Gracie.
Roy Knable : [catching his sword tossed by Darryl] Not yet.
[he starts dueling with Spike]
Roy Knable : You see, I was captain of my junior college fencing team. All right. Co-captain.
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Darryl Knable : Mom, you know my friend, Billy Stephen?
Helen Knable : [nods her head] Mmm-hmm?
Darryl Knable : Well, his dad moved out for a while, then his parents went away and sat in a hot tub all weekend. When they got back, Billy's dad moved back in and things were all better.
Helen Knable : Did you and your sister plan this? So that your dad and I could be alone?
[Darryl lowers his head with a smile on his face]
