Tiny Toon Adventures: How I Spent My Vacation (1992 Video)
Tress MacNeille: Babs Bunny, Big Boo, Babs' Mother, Mrs. Duff, Roseanne Barr, Barbara Walters, Chef, Additional Voices
Quotes
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Buster Bunny : [falling toward a hole in the ground] A plot hole?
Babs Bunny : I was wondering how those hack writers were going to wrap things up.
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Buster Bunny : You know, Babsy and I want to tell you about the time we had riding down the river.
Babs Bunny : [transforms into Tina Turner and sings] Hey! We're a rollin'... rollin'... rollin' down the river! Rollin'... rollin'... Rowan and Martin!
[speaks]
Babs Bunny : These are the jokes, folks, so feel free to laugh anytime... or not.
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Ship Captain : This little girl may just be what we need for our big show.
Babs Bunny : Show? Did you say show?
Buster Bunny : Well, actually, Babs here is anxious to get home to Acme Acres.
Babs Bunny : [impersonating Lucille Ball] But Ricky, I wanna be in the show!
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Buster Bunny , Babs Bunny : We almost went looney/ from counting days till Juney/ now this afternoony/ summertime is here!
Plucky Duck : A three month vacation...
Buster Bunny , Babs Bunny : For kids across the nation.
Fifi : Whatever your location...
Buster Bunny , Babs Bunny : It's the best time of the year!
All : Visit Acme Acres for a cool-down in the sun/ Beat the heat, it's a treat, that's for everyone/ We're Tiny, we're Tooney, we're all a little looney/ It's Tiny Toon Adventures with some summer fun!
Buster Bunny , Babs Bunny : Now the video's begun.
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Babs Bunny : In the summer, I will get a golden tan.
Buster Bunny : I will goof off every second that I can.
Hampton Pig : During summer break, I'll see the sights.
Elmyra Duff : I will get a kitty and squeeze him tight.
Fifi : I shall find the skunk-hunk of my dreams.
Elmyra Duff : Wanna hug that kitty till he screams!
Plucky Duck : Summer is the time to hang with your best friends.
Babs Bunny , Buster Bunny : Our one wish is that the summer never ends!
All : We have all been waiting patiently/ waiting for the clock to set us free/ We will beg for summer on bended knee/ Come on stupid clock, please strike three/ strike one, strike two - Strike three!
[the clock strikes three and the bell rings]
Gogo Dodo : You're out!
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Babs Bunny : [rescuing Buster in disguise] Lookin' kinda peaked there, son.
Buster Bunny : Ya took long enough.
Babs Bunny : [VERY sweetly] I was enjoying watching you sweat.
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Babs Bunny : Way to go, Huck Finn. We spent our entire vacation downriver! Summer's over!
Buster Bunny : Yeah. And I can't think of a better way to have spent it Babs, than with you.
[kisses her]
Babs Bunny : [rapturous] Really?
Buster Bunny : Absolutely.
Babs Bunny : Aaah...
[Buster soaks her again]
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Buster Bunny : Babs, grab the life saver!
Babs Bunny : Who can think of candy at a time like this?
[Buster catches Babs with a life saver]
Babs Bunny : Oh.
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[Byron the Basset Hound saves Babs and Buster by flying]
Buster Bunny : Hey, Byron can fly!
Babs Bunny : Who knew?
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Babs Bunny : Why, Buster Bunny, are you falling for me?
Buster Bunny : [as they fall down a waterfall] You might say that!
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Babs Bunny : Oh, Buster, I didn't think I'd get a chance to tell you...
Buster Bunny : Shh. I feel the same way.
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Babs Bunny : I miss my family. I miss performing.
[Buster drenches her again]
Babs Bunny : I MISS BEING DRY!
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Babs Bunny : Possums
Buster Bunny : Gators
Babs Bunny : Dinner Theater
Buster Bunny : Main Course
Babs Bunny : Options
Buster Bunny : One
Babs Bunny : Bolt?
Buster Bunny : Bingo
Babs Bunny : Ready
Buster Bunny : Go!
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Babs Bunny : You know, Buster, I think we've gone far enough down this river.
Buster Bunny : Ah, relax, enjoy, the sound of the water, the soft croaking of the frog, the quiet whispering of the wind through your ears...
Babs Bunny : ...the scary possum kid plucking the banjo?
Buster Bunny : Don't worry, Babs, he's just trying to communicate. Afterall, music is the universal language.
Babs Bunny : Hmm... his music does have a certain rustic... shun c'est quoi... romantic charm...
[deeper voice]
Babs Bunny : If you know what I mean.
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Little Boo : [thinking Babs is a man] Are you married? Hmmmmmm?
Babs Bunny : Sure am.
[grabs Byron in a dress]
Babs Bunny : Meet the missus.
Byron : Wwwwooouf.
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Buster Bunny , Babs Bunny : [singing] We're waiting for the clock to strike three/ When it's three o'clock we'll be free.
Plucky Duck : Then it's adios, Looniversity/
All : Summertime is coming finally!
Buster Bunny , Babs Bunny : Say goodbye to teachers and books!
Plucky Duck : See you in September, you schnooks!
Plucky Duck , Buster Bunny , Babs Bunny , Hampton Pig : All summer long we'll be free/ Come on stupid clock, please! Strike three!
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[falling down a waterfall]
Buster Bunny : I got ya! I got ya!
Babs Bunny : But who's got you? AAAHH!
Superman : [flying in and catching them] I do, kids.
Buster Bunny : Hey pal, this is our story!
Babs Bunny : Yeah, get your own video!
Superman : It's your call.
[drops them]
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Babs Bunny : [singing, dressed as a gondolier] Veal parmigiana/ cream fettucine/ ravioli, clams with linguini/ hot pepperoni/ tasy spumoni...
Babs Bunny : [speaks] we haven't eaten in weeks.
Babs Bunny : [singing] Veal parmigiana, veal parmigiana!
Buster Bunny : Babs, that song really put me in the mood.
Babs Bunny : [hopeful] for what?
Buster Bunny : Pizza! You got any money?
Babs Bunny : Thank you, Mr. Romance.
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Buster Bunny : You know, you look kinda pretty there, stading in the rain. I love the way the wind rustles through your ear, and that shine the water makes on your fur... and your uncanny resemblance to a drowned rat when you get drenched.
Babs Bunny : Drowned rat, huh? I'll show you!
[raises pole to smack him and gets struck by lightning]
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Buster Bunny : Over here, Barbara Ann Bunny!
Babs Bunny : DON'T CALL ME THAT!
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[being swept downriver]
Babs Bunny : So how do we stop this thing?
Buster Bunny : We don't.
Babs Bunny : So long, Acme Acres.
Buster Bunny : Hello Adventure!
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Buster Bunny : It's a romantic tradition of the South - beautiful homes, refined gentlemen, and delicate ladies.
Big Boo , Little Boo , Sissy Boo : [answering the door] Yeeees?
Buster Bunny : Strike my last stereotype.
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Big Boo : [referring to Buster] Look, he's got no pants!
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[Babs is pretending to be a fireworks salesman]
Babs Bunny : We've got snappers and crackers and poppers and bangers. We've got them Roman candles, yucky curly snakey things, and the little spinny whirly balls that never work.
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Babs Bunny : [falling down a hole towards a light] Head towards the light.
Buster Bunny : Do we have a choice?
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Babs Bunny : [after losing the Aligators in the fireworks] Happy Independence Day.
Buster Bunny : And as Ben Franklin once said, let's vote.
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Babs Bunny : [immitating Boris Karloff] Nice place to live if you have a bolt on your neck.
Buster Bunny : Rub it in, Boris!
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Babs Bunny : [after climbing on the "raft" and seeing someting on her foot] There's something on my foot. AAAHH! IT'S THE CREEPING UNKNOWN! IT'S NOT OF THIS EARTH! Buster, you've got to save my foot. It's my lucky rabbit's foot!
Buster Bunny : [pulls it off] Hey, it's Byron.
Babs Bunny : Who knew?
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[Buster and Babs are given a round of applause for their act]
Babs Bunny : Thank you!
Buster Bunny : Sounds like a terrfic audience!
Babs Bunny : A lot nicer than some of the creeps we met on this trip.
Buster Bunny : [laughs] You said it. Hey, let's turn up the houselights and get to know each other better.
[the houselights turn on revealing the creepy, hungry creatures they met down river along with some others]
Big Boo : Looky, girls, it's our beau with no pants!
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Babs Bunny : [while escaping from the killer, parody of Loretta Lynn, sings with Byron] I was born a coal digger's daughter.
Buster Bunny : [cynically] Great. Now we're in a rerun of 'Hee-Haw'.
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Babs Bunny : Oh, no! One of those possums!
Banjo Possum : Aw, shoot! Don't fret none missy. I ain't like my simple backwoods cousins. I'd never eat a guy who could play his face.
Buster Bunny : See, Babsy? I told you music was the universal language.
Babs Bunny : [sarcastically] And here I thought it was Esperanto.
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Buster Bunny : [sung] We're sad, we're confessin'/ that school is back in session/ I sure learned my lesson/
Babs Bunny : I actually had fun!
Plucky Duck : I'm filled with elation/ I'm back from that vacation!
Shirley the Loon : For my next incarnation/ I'm coming as a nun!
Elmer Fudd : Welcome back to Acme Woo/ for a new school year!
Buster Bunny : Yikes, a test!
Babs Bunny : I need rest.
Plucky Duck : I'm living in fear!
Fifi : Johnny Pew was a pity.
Elmyra Duff : [holding Johnny Pew in a baby outfif] At least I got my kitty!
Dizzy Devil : No more crate/ I now look great!
Mary Melody : We've been outdone!
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[last lines]
Hampton Pig : Tunnels, and car games!
Plucky Duck : Boy, that trip was sure lame.
Hampton Pig : [bringing in the deranged hitcher] Here's our pal - what's his name?
Plucky Duck : SOMEONE CALL A COP!
All : You viewers are lucky...
Mr. Hitcher : Hey, where the heck is Plucky?
All : When weather gets mucky you can take it from the top/ When September rolls around/ you hear the schoolbell sound/ Never mind, press rewind, it's summertime again!/ We're tiny/ we're toony/ we're all a little loony/ It's Tiny Toon Adventures...
Buster Bunny : And I am the champ!
Babs Bunny : And now you are just damp!
[pulls a lever dropping a ton of water on Buster]
Babs Bunny : I just can't help myself!
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Buster Bunny : You know, Babsy, in this moonlight you look just like... Morey Amsterdam.
Babs Bunny : [enraged] MOREY AMSTERDAM?
[Buster soaks her again]
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Babs Bunny : [rowing in a pouring down storm, cynically] We're still downriver... and I'm still soaked.
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Babs Bunny : [hands a sparkler to Sissy Boo] Nice dress. Make it yourself?
[hands a sparkler to Little Boo]
Babs Bunny : Here ya go.
[hands a sparkler to Big Boo]
Babs Bunny : Greetings, Godzilla.
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Babs Bunny : [imitating Robin Leach] Here's the world famous Babs Bunny starting her vacation with her comfortable beach chair, her state of the art sound system, and her fabulous view of the Grand Riviera! How does she do it?
[normal voice]
Babs Bunny : It's a toon thing.
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Elmyra Duff : Hey, Miss Bunny Head Head! That's my baby kitty pooly wooly! I want it!
Babs Bunny : You want it?
Elmyra Duff : I do, I do, I do, I do!
Babs Bunny : It's all yours, sister!
[dumps it on top of Elmyra]
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Babs Bunny : [after unleashing a dam's worth of water flooding nearly all of Acme Acres] Perhaps I've gone too far. But Buster will get drenched for sure.
Buster Bunny : [comes in on a jet ski] I wouldn't say that!
[gets her wet again]
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Buster Bunny : We were really cooking.
Babs Bunny : You are really so alert.
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Buster Bunny : Look. They want us to stay for dinner.
Babs Bunny : For dinner, or as dinner?
Buster Bunny : Relax, Babs. It's just an invite. These folk seem to have their own lifestyle.
Babs Bunny : That's what scares me.
Buster Bunny : We can still relate to each other.
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Big Daddy Boo : Ah, simmer down, youngins. You'll all marry this one!
Big Boo : Oh! I'll get the wedding rings!
Sissy Boo : I'll get the flowers!
Little Boo : I'll get the oven ready!
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Babs Bunny : [in a dark shed] Now, I just need a plan.
[strikes a match to see the shed is full of boxes labeled "fireworks"]
Babs Bunny : Well! A shack full of fireworks! Isn't that convenient?
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Big Daddy Boo : What have we here?
Big Boo : A furry fellow come a-courtin', Big Daddy Boo!
Buster Bunny : I'm not courting anyone.
Big Daddy Boo : Of course not, son. Courtin's over. It's time for the wedding.
Buster Bunny : [shrinks] What?
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Babs Bunny : Oh boy! Here comes a tunnel.
Buster Bunny : Hold your breath and make a wish!
Babs Bunny : Ooh, I got my wish! A mall!
Buster Bunny : What the-?
Babs Bunny : Back to school sales! Buster, it's you!
Buster Bunny : Well what is it?
Babs Bunny : It's the new box look.
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Buster Bunny : Uncle?
Babs Bunny : [annoyed] Uncle.
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Babs Bunny : Okay, I think we're outnumbered, so we'll just quietly retreat.
