To Grandmother's House We Go (1992 TV Movie)

Andrew Wheeler: Policeman

Quotes 

• Policeman : You know that fax you sent out? Well I think I found your FPD bandits.

  Det. Gremp : [Through the radio]  Keep an eye on them until I get there. I'm on my way.

  Policeman : Will do. Over and out.

• Policeman : [Det. Gremp and his partner barge in the house]  That's them! Hugging.

  Det. Gremp : Definitely.

  Eddie Popko : Hey Gremp, what are you doing here?

  Det. Gremp : I'm here to arrest the FPD bandits.

  Rhonda Thompson : Great!

  Eddie Popko : Good. Don't let them get away.

  Det. Gremp : I won't. You're both under arrest.

  [Both Gremp and his partner slap the cuffs on Eddie and Rhonda. They look over to the twins, who are confused on the situation] 

• [Arriving at the carnival] 

  Rhonda Thompson : You see the girls?

  Eddie Popko : Now, just relax, all right? You're with Eddie Popko. Everything's gonna work out just fine.

  [He goes to get out of his car, but his door hits a cop car that just arrived and parked] 

  Rhonda Thompson : [Irritated]  Smooth move, Eddie.

  [They both get out of the car] 

  Eddie Popko : [On the passenger side of the cop's car]  I'm sorry, officer. It's my fault. Lucky it was just a tiny little ding. Heh heh. Actually adds a little bit of character, don't you think?

  Policeman : Well, it is Christmas Eve. I guess I don't have to shoot you.

  [Rhonda and Eddie look worried] 

  Policeman : But I might if you don't laugh at my jokes.

  [They all laugh] 

  Eddie Popko : You got me there.

  Policeman : Okay, you kids have fun. Merry Christmas.

  Eddie Popko : Merry Christmas to you.

  Rhonda Thompson : Merry Christmas.

  [the officer grabs his clipboard and opens to see the Wanted poster of Eddie and Rhonda] 

  Eddie Popko : [to the officer]  You have a nice day.

  Eddie Popko : [Quietly to Rhonda]  That was close. Last thing we need are cops.