Animaniacs (1993–1998)
Jess Harnell: Wakko Warner, Additional Voices, Walter Wolf, Elvis Presley, P, Wayne Campbell, Alphonse, Alvey, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Award Presenter, Benjamin, Bill Boggs, Bird, Bob Hope, Cab Driver, Cabby, Car, Caroler #2, Chandler Bing, Cowboy #2, Crewman, Death, Dwarf #2, Ed Meisker III, Elvis P., Flintser, Frank Sinatra, General, Hippie, Hot Dog Vendor, Humphrey Bogart, Hydrant, Internet Nerd, Ishmael, Jim Morrison, Keanu Reeves, King #3, Lew-Lew, Male Date, Michael Jordan, Morgan Freeman, Mr. Jenkins, Muttermouth, Newstand Owner, Norman Feinman, Pie Eating Man, Prince of Props, Reporter #1, Richard Nixon, Rick Blaine, Rock Singers, Rocket Rat, Santa Claus, Santa Claus (Jingle Boo), Schnitzel, Sheggy, Singer, Skipper, Stagehand, The Prince, The Skipper, Tom Dover, Trudy's Cousin, Willy Rae Cyprus, Wolf Spritzer, Zombies
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Quotes
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[Yakko's just sung a song listing eight of the nine planets of the solar system]
Yakko Warner : There you go, that's our solar system.
Wakko Warner : You forgot Uranus.
Yakko Warner : [blowing a kiss to the audience] Good NIGHT, everybody.
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Yakko : Wait a minute. You expect us poor, innocent children to climb up dangerous scaffolding and paint naked people all over a church?
Wakko , Yakko , Dot : We'll do it.
Yakko : But we're not doing it for art. We're not doing it for the sake of money. No! We're doing it because we love painting naked people.
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Yakko : Alas, poor Yorik!
Dot : [translating] Woah! Check out Skull Head.
Yakko : I knew him Horatio: A fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy.
Dot : [translating] He was funny.
Yakko : He hath borne me on his back a thousand times.
Dot : [translating] He gave me piggy back rides.
Yakko : And now, how abhorred in my imagination it is! My gorge rises at it.
Dot : [translating] I'm going to blow chunks.
Yakko : [kisses Skull Head] Here hung those lips that I have kissed I know not how oft.
Dot : [translating] We kissed a lot. NOT!
Yakko : Where be your gibes now? Your gamboles? Your songs? Your flashes of merriment that were wont to set the table on a roar?
Dot : [translating] How come you're not funny now?
Yakko : Not one now to mock your own grinning? Quite chap-fallen?
Dot : [translating] No one's laughing now and by the way your lower jaw's missing
Yakko : Now get you to my lady's chamber, and tell her, let her paint an inch thick, to this favor she must come; make her laugh at that.
Dot : [translating] Follow that woman and tell her no matter how much make up she wears, she's still going to croak and end up looking just like you, and see if she laughs.
Yakko : Prithee, Horatio, tell me one thing.
Dot : What'd you find in the hole?
Wakko : Our next cartoon.
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Arch Bishop : King Yakko, your throne.
Wakko Warner : The throne? How do you lift the lid?
Dot : Since when do *you* lift the lid?
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Wakko : Hey, mister, what's this?
Ivan Bloski : A vomit bag.
Wakko : Ah, poo. I got gypped. There's none in here.
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Wakko : Dear Santa, I have been ever so good this year. I would like a new mallet and a shiny brass anvil.
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Mr. Director : Where are you kids going?
Yakko : Jan Murray's house?
Mr. Director : You kids are going to be in my movie.
Warners : Movie?
Mr. Director : Who were you talking to?
Wakko : The people watching us on TV.
Mr. Director : Peoples? What peoples?
[peering really close to the camera]
Mr. Director : HELLO, NICE PEOPLE IN THE TV!
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Wakko : I think we deserve a spanking, right on our fanny.
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Girth Plotz : [after Wakko eats his paperweight] Give me back my paperweight!
Wakko : Okay, but you'll have to wait a while.
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Dr. Scratchensniff : [Showing Dot how to make a curtsey] Make a little curtsey. A CURTSEY!
Yakko , Wakko : [Yakko and Wakko laughing and imitating Dr Scratchensniff] Make a little curtsey. A CURTSEY.
Dr. Scratchensniff : Stop with the fun at me.
Yakko : Then please stop being so funny.
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Mr. Director : Hoyl! How'd you... with the going... you were there... but here now... you are... for me to see... how'd you do...
Yakko : You understand any of that?
Wakko : I think he said: "Hoyl! How'd you... with the going... you were there... but here now... you are... for me to see... how'd you do...
Yakko : Thanks for clearing that up.
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Wakko : I'm not wearing any pants!
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Wakko : I never get to get it.
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Wakko : Hello, lady in a tree.
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Wakko : Can you pull a rabbit out of your pants?
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Man : Hey! You can't eat that!
Wakko : Needs salt.
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Wakko : Why does Mr. Plotz want to see me?
Dr. Scratchensniff : Because you ate his conference table, Wakko.
Wakko : But I was HUNGRY.
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[Wakko & Scratchensniff are trapped in an elevator]
Wakko : Wanna hear a knock-knock joke?
Dr. Scratchensniff : Ok.
Wakko : Knock-knock.
Dr. Scratchensniff : Who's there?
Wakko : Max.
Dr. Scratchensniff : Max who?
Wakko : Max wants to come in an' go crazy.
Dr. Scratchensniff : See, that's not funny because it's not really a joke.
Wakko : It is if you know Max.
Dr. Scratchensniff : But I DON'T know Max.
Wakko : If you did you'd be laughin'.
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Wakko : Faboo!