The John Larroquette Show (1993–1996)

John Larroquette: John Hemingway

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Quotes 

• [Mahalia and Catherine are wearing matching red dresses] 

  John : You two look like the Linda Ronstadt "Then and Now" album cover.

• Unknown singer : [played while Dexter drive John]  Kill whitey! kill whitey!

  John : What's the name of the song?

  Dexter Walker : "Justice".

  Dexter Walker : [Cop pulls car over. Dexter quickly turns music off, then turns to face cop at the driver's window]  Evenin', officer.

  Unknown singer : [John reaches over and turns music back on]  Kill whitey! kill whitey!

• John : [as he is about to have a drink with his new neighbor Carly]  Cheers.

  Carly Watkins : Seinfeld.

• [a gang member is offering John a service] 

  Iceman : For a certain price the Iceman can provide you with... protection

  John : Really? How much to have you provide... ice?

  Iceman : Now listen, man

  John : No! You listen! I have a party in two hours and I need a thousand cubes and a couple of blocks. Can you help me or not?

• Tony Hemingway : [points to a sign on John's wall that reads: "This is a Dark Ride"]  I heard about this.

  John : Yeah. From the carnival. A pretty fair description of life too, I think.