Brian McCann: Preparation H Raymond, FedEx Pope, Angry Audience Member, Pimpbot 5000, Audience member, Self, Bar customer - Joe's sketch, Cloppy, Darren Rhodes, Man in audience, Self - Comedy Guest, Various, 2 Inches Mike, Abraham Lincoln, Adrian 'Raisin' Foster, Airsick Moth, Angry Man, Backstage Larry, Bulletproof Legs Guy, Charles Nance, Wine Expert, Cloppy the Horse, Conan Fan #1, Dale Erickson, Danny the NBC Page, Darren Rhodes - Late Night Prom Primer segment, Dave Yarborough, the World's Oldest Stuntman, Dean Coop the Unpleasant Bookstore Owner, Deli owner, Dracula, Eyeballs O'Shaughnessy, Fed-Ex Pope, Foam Rubber Conan, Fun Hole Guy, Ghost of Christmas Spooning, Heckler, Hot Coffee or Tepid Water Guy, Instant Viewer Feedback caller, Jack McAdams, Jerry Butters, Jesus Christ, Jesus' Brother, Jim Robins, Larry, Late Night Correspondent, Lips of Scooby-Doo, Man With Porcupine Quills on His Face, Man at Drive-Thru, Man in bathtub, Marching band member, Mexican, Michael Peters, Mike, NBC Page, Native American, No Reason to Live Guy, Paula Abdul, Pedophile - New Off-Broadway Shows sketch, Robot on the Toilet, Robot on the toilet, S&M Lincoln, Self - Guest, Self -Correspondent, Shoes Salesman, Singer, Sniper, Squirrel #1, Tea Copywriter #2, The Loser, There's No Reason to Live Guy, Titans fan, Uncle Sam