Mighty Morphin Power Rangers (1993–1996)

Robert Axelrod: Finster, Lord Zedd, Lokar, Goo Fish, Grumble, the Magic Elf, Two-Headed Parrot

Quotes 

• [Master Vile has permenantly defeated the Power Rangers] 

  Lord Zedd : I can't believe the old coot did it! You know what this means, don't you? I'll never hear the end of it! He'll just go on, and on...

  Rita Repulsa : Don't fret, Zeddy! Why not think of this as a learning experience? Now, let's get into the act before we miss all the fun!

  Lord Zedd : Yes, I guess you're right, my dear. It IS time we had some fun, isn't it? Without those Power Rangers in our way, this world is ours for the taking!

• Lord Zedd : Z-E-D-D! My name is LORD ZEDD!

  Rito Revolto : Oh, it's "Zedd!" I got it, Ed.

• Lord Zedd : Ah, look, sheer terror and desperation. I love it. Ha ha, this is better than big-time space wrestling! A monster on Earth and not a Ranger in sight.

• Lord Zedd : I will throw the world's greatest Halloween bash. It will be magnificent!

  Baboo : Do we get to dress up? I've always wanted to be Little Bo Peep!

• Rita Repulsa : ZEDD!

  Lord Zedd : Grah! Blasted woman... that voice of hers could peel paint!

• Tommy : Hey, I thought you knew what you were doing!

  Saba : I do.

  Tommy : Yeah? You sure could've fooled me.

• Goldar : [on Earth]  I am the greatest warrior of all time.

  Lord Zedd : [on the Moon]  I can't believe that dimwit just said that.

• Lord Zedd : I am Lord Zedd, Emperor of all I seek!

• Lord Zedd : When is a Ranger not a Ranger? When his image is scattered to bits. And a Ranger is in danger when his memory is on the... on the...

  Squatt : ...On the fritz?

  Lord Zedd : I would've gotten it!

  Squatt : Yeah, in a couple of million years, maybe.

• Lord Zedd : I take back what I said about your brother. He's not a fool, he's a brainless twit!

• Finster : Sometimes I really hate being a badguy.

• Lord Zedd : So, Rocky likes to have fun? I'll fix it so that's all he wants to have!

  Goldar : But why?

  Lord Zedd : Why? Fool! Because while that Pachinko-Playing Power Pest is having fun, the Rangers will be at less than full strength, allowing me to destroy them!

• Two-Headed Parrot : Devide and conquer, right? Red Ranger teaches about teamwork, and then breaks his own rules!

• Lord Zedd : If this strange Earth custom called Halloween means monsters, then I should be hailed as the King of Halloween!

• Saba : It's high-time this game was over!

  Tommy : You're right. I think we should can this metal head.

  Pachinko Head : What, me captured by you? That won't do, for my fun is not yet done!

• Rita Repulsa : Finally! The Earth will be all mine!

  Lord Zedd : [angrilly]  What did you say?

  Rita Repulsa : I mean, "All ours."

• Rita Repulsa : How long have we been married, anyway?

  Lord Zedd : My unhappiness is so complete, it feels like a mere matter of moments. Does it feel that way to you, my little sour apple?

  Rita Repulsa : Seems more like a century.

• Rita Repulsa : She can't steal the Coin with those people around!

  Lord Zedd : We need that Coin to get into the Ninja Zord!

  Rito Revolto : Well, create a diversion!

  Lord Zedd : Brilliant! You've finally proven yourself to be more than just a bag of bones, Rito.

  Rito Revolto : Well y'know, I'm always tryin', Ed.

  Lord Zedd : It's "Zedd", you calcium-head!

• Rita Repulsa : Oh, Lord Zedd! Give me another chance, I will not fail again!

  Lord Zedd : QUIET! Those Power Rangers are nothing but mere infants! You were defeated by children! You dare call yourself an Empress of Evil? You are not fit to destroy a cockroach!

  Goldar : I have always said that, my lord.

  Rita Repulsa : You gold-bellied rat!

  [Goldar laughing] 

  Lord Zedd : You have made me very angry!

• [Tommy is being overpowered by Goldar and Rito] 

  Saba : White Ranger, I'm afraid I've failed you. I can see no way out of our present situation.

• [about Master Vile] 

  Lord Zedd : Where is the old coot? I haven't seen him for days!

  Rita Repulsa : That's because he's been busy.

  Goldar : Busy doing what?

  Lord Zedd : Yes, what? I didn't think anything could be important to him, except driving me out of my mind!

• Master Vile : The Orb of Doom, when placed properly on the Earth, will cause the planet to freeze on its axis.

  Lord Zedd : So the Earth stops spinning. Big deal.

• Master Vile : The Power Rangers will become the Power-LESS Rangers, as they are once again reduced to children! They will be unable to defend themselves against our awesome forces!

  Lord Zedd : Heh, I hate to be the one to break the news to you, Dad, but we tried this once before, and it didn't work then, either!

  Goldar : Been there, done that. What are ya, new?

• Lord Zedd : This is incredible! Of all the insufferable, wretched, dispicable, unbelievably STUPID maneuvers! You said you could do it. Rita said you could do it! Rito Revolto, weren't you going to put an end to the Power Rangers?

• Lord Zedd : I am Lord Zedd, Identify yourself.

  Goldar : Excellency, surely you remember me? Goldar, your faithful servant.

  Lord Zedd : Ah yes, Goldar. The grovelling one.

• Lord Zedd : [to Goldar]  Your spineless, sniveling attitude leads me to believe you'd serve me well.

• Goldar : May I suggest sending a group of putties to attack the rangers? They're weak and out in the open.

  Lord Zedd : [laughs]  Your putties are as useless to me as you are!

• Lord Zedd : [brooding over Rita]  Why did I ever marry her, anyway?

  Goldar : Good question.

• Rita Repulsa : Oh, Lord Zedd! Please let me send down another monster! I'll prove to you that I can finish the job!

  Goldar : I don't think so!

  Rita Repulsa : Zip it, you gold monkey!

  [Goldar grumbles] 

  Lord Zedd : Your days of controls are over. There will be no other chances.

  Rita Repulsa : Can't we talk?

  Lord Zedd : Silence! I have spoken.

  Rita Repulsa : Ohh, nooooo!

  Lord Zedd : I hereby strip you of your powers that you've squandered.

  [zaps Rita's staff and turns to putties] 

  Lord Zedd : Putties, bring our fallen empress a traveling vehicle.

  [Two putties grabs a traveling vehicle to Rita] 

  Rita Repulsa : Not again!

  Goldar : Yes, her traveling vehicle! Good!

  [Putties puts the vehicle down] 

  Rita Repulsa : No, please! This can't be happening! NO!

  Lord Zedd : You are now and forevermore, banished from this place and from my sight!

  [He zaps Rita Repulsa with his Z staff] 

  Rita Repulsa : [began to shrink]  I'm shrinking! I'm shrinking, what a planet!

  [turns into a toy, Goldar grabs her to the traveling vehicle] 

  Rita Repulsa : You won't get away with this! Put me down! Release me!

  [Goldar puts her in] 

  Goldar : It's been FUN!

  [closes the lid] 

  Rita Repulsa : LET ME OUT OF HERE!

• Lord Zedd : I don't like being outsmarted by insignificant humans... even if they DO have special powers!

• Lord Zedd : May rivers run red, the sun die to embers. A spell I shall cast, if my lines I remember!

• Lord Zedd : What is it this time, Finster - a monster that blows itself up?

• [from an outtake] 

  Lord Zedd : Walk this way!

  Goldar : Okay, but I feel a little stupid!

• [about Master Vile] 

  Lord Zedd : Bah. Another pretender to my throne.

  Rita Repulsa : Well, I'd watch him.

  Lord Zedd : I'll watch him...

  Rita Repulsa : You will?

  Lord Zedd : ...Watch him fail!

• Lord Zedd : Ahh, teenage love is in the air. How sickening.

• Lord Zedd : I detect a sudden weakness in the Morphing Grid.

  Goldar : Our armies have been getting stronger, my Lord. I knew if we kept-...

  Lord Zedd : Silence, you fool! It is more than that! The Morphing Grid's balance is maintained by the constant struggle between Zordon and myself.

  Goldar : Maybe Zordon finally gave up.

• Lord Zedd : Victory is fun!

• Lord Zedd : So, poor old Zordon is still around, eh?