Mighty Morphin Power Rangers (1993–1996)

Kerrigan Mahan: Goldar

Quotes 

• Goldar : Do you even recognize yourself, Tommy? The Green Ranger, always willing to sacrifice, always ready. You must have saved your friends a hundred times, fighting Rita's monsters, you and your DragonZord. Behold the warrior you once were, Tommy! Because it's all over now! Hahahaha! Before I finish you, I want the pleasure of hearing you say I am your superior! Well, Tommy?

  Tommy : Goldar... you are...

  Goldar : Yes?

  Tommy : ...out of your mind!

  [Flies up and kicks Goldar down] 

  Tommy : Your little picture show reminded me of who I reallly am inside. Not as the Green Ranger, but as me... plain old Tommy.

• [a powerless Jason is trapped fighting Goldar] 

  Goldar : Rita has given you to me as a reward for my faithful service to her, like tossing some meat to a hungry lion!

• Goldar : [on Earth]  I am the greatest warrior of all time.

  Lord Zedd : [on the Moon]  I can't believe that dimwit just said that.

• Lord Zedd : So, Rocky likes to have fun? I'll fix it so that's all he wants to have!

  Goldar : But why?

  Lord Zedd : Why? Fool! Because while that Pachinko-Playing Power Pest is having fun, the Rangers will be at less than full strength, allowing me to destroy them!

• Rita Repulsa : Oh, Lord Zedd! Give me another chance, I will not fail again!

  Lord Zedd : QUIET! Those Power Rangers are nothing but mere infants! You were defeated by children! You dare call yourself an Empress of Evil? You are not fit to destroy a cockroach!

  Goldar : I have always said that, my lord.

  Rita Repulsa : You gold-bellied rat!

  [Goldar laughing] 

  Lord Zedd : You have made me very angry!

• [about Master Vile] 

  Lord Zedd : Where is the old coot? I haven't seen him for days!

  Rita Repulsa : That's because he's been busy.

  Goldar : Busy doing what?

  Lord Zedd : Yes, what? I didn't think anything could be important to him, except driving me out of my mind!

• Master Vile : The Power Rangers will become the Power-LESS Rangers, as they are once again reduced to children! They will be unable to defend themselves against our awesome forces!

  Lord Zedd : Heh, I hate to be the one to break the news to you, Dad, but we tried this once before, and it didn't work then, either!

  Goldar : Been there, done that. What are ya, new?

• Lord Zedd : I am Lord Zedd, Identify yourself.

  Goldar : Excellency, surely you remember me? Goldar, your faithful servant.

  Lord Zedd : Ah yes, Goldar. The grovelling one.

• Goldar : May I suggest sending a group of putties to attack the rangers? They're weak and out in the open.

  Lord Zedd : [laughs]  Your putties are as useless to me as you are!

• Lord Zedd : [brooding over Rita]  Why did I ever marry her, anyway?

  Goldar : Good question.

• Rita Repulsa : Oh, Lord Zedd! Please let me send down another monster! I'll prove to you that I can finish the job!

  Goldar : I don't think so!

  Rita Repulsa : Zip it, you gold monkey!

  [Goldar grumbles] 

  Lord Zedd : Your days of controls are over. There will be no other chances.

  Rita Repulsa : Can't we talk?

  Lord Zedd : Silence! I have spoken.

  Rita Repulsa : Ohh, nooooo!

  Lord Zedd : I hereby strip you of your powers that you've squandered.

  [zaps Rita's staff and turns to putties] 

  Lord Zedd : Putties, bring our fallen empress a traveling vehicle.

  [Two putties grabs a traveling vehicle to Rita] 

  Rita Repulsa : Not again!

  Goldar : Yes, her traveling vehicle! Good!

  [Putties puts the vehicle down] 

  Rita Repulsa : No, please! This can't be happening! NO!

  Lord Zedd : You are now and forevermore, banished from this place and from my sight!

  [He zaps Rita Repulsa with his Z staff] 

  Rita Repulsa : [began to shrink]  I'm shrinking! I'm shrinking, what a planet!

  [turns into a toy, Goldar grabs her to the traveling vehicle] 

  Rita Repulsa : You won't get away with this! Put me down! Release me!

  [Goldar puts her in] 

  Goldar : It's been FUN!

  [closes the lid] 

  Rita Repulsa : LET ME OUT OF HERE!

• Goldar : You are only human, and no mere human is a match for Goldar!

• Goldar : Quiet, I'm thinking.

  Rito Revolto : You must find that painful.

• [from an outtake] 

  Lord Zedd : Walk this way!

  Goldar : Okay, but I feel a little stupid!

• Goldar : I intend to destroy the world!

• Goldar : Ya got rocks in your head?

  Rito Revolto : No, there's nothing in my head.

• [the Rangers are ambushed] 

  Goldar : What's that you usually yell about now? Something about "Morphin' Time," isn't it?

• Lord Zedd : I detect a sudden weakness in the Morphing Grid.

  Goldar : Our armies have been getting stronger, my Lord. I knew if we kept-...

  Lord Zedd : Silence, you fool! It is more than that! The Morphing Grid's balance is maintained by the constant struggle between Zordon and myself.

  Goldar : Maybe Zordon finally gave up.

• Goldar : There are so many of us, and so few of them! Why can't we defeat them, why?

• Goldar : Why do you continue to fight, White Ranger? Be smart, join forces with us!