Rocko's Modern Life (1993–1996)
Carlos Alazraqui: Rocko, Spunky, Additional Voices, Leon Chameleon, Bun Master, Gordon, Squirmy the Ringworm, Beaver Policeman, Earl Dog, Farmer, Judge, Little Kid, Rabbit, Alien, Announcer, Betty Baloney, Blood Brother #2, Bob 'Bucky' Taylor, Bowler, Bug Prisoner #1, Bug Prisoner #2, Bugs, Captain, Cashier, Clark, Clown, Commercial Announcer, Crab, Dale, Dingo, Disappearing Twins, Dog Catcher, Dr. Iris MacFropter, Dwarf, Eagle, Elk Bouncer, Exterminator, Father, Filburt's Boss, Fish #1, Gene Simmons, Genie, George, George's Wife, Granny Rocko, Johnny, Kangaroo, Leon, Meatball, Mitch, Mr. Leslie, Mr. Noeaway, Mr. Onion Head, Newspaper Announcer, Nudist #1, One-Eyed Pelican, Phone Voice, Pizza Face Pizza Guy, Purchasing Machine, Rhino Fan, Ricky, Roach, Rollo, Scratch 'n' Sniff Waitress, Shaggy Dog, Siamese Twin Warthogs, Space Monkey, Spew, Squid, Step 1, Telenovela Actor, Will
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Quotes
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Ed Bighead : Rocko, what're you doing?
Rocko : [With a paddle in his hand] We're playing spank the monkey.
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Rocko : If this marriage is going to break up our friendship, I'd rather be deported!
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Rocko : Garbage day is a very dangerous day.
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[Ed Bighead walks into his home. Rocko has no shirt on. Bev is handing him a bit of cash. She sees him, and plants a *large* smooch on him. Rocko steps back]
Rocko : Uh, er... Mr. Bighead! It's not what you think! I was just
[points]
Rocko : ... um, and she...
[Rocko begins falling apart, like a Jenga game]
Ed Bighead : [angry] You saw my wife in her bath robe?
[disturbed]
Ed Bighead : Isn't it awful?
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Rocko : Excuse me, sir. But garbage and dogs are not part of a balanced diet.
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[Rocko, Heffer and Filburt are about to be hit with bowling balls by the Schitzel Cult]
Rocko : You can't chuck bowling balls at us!
Schnitzel Cult Leader : Yes, we can. Says so in the Great Book of Bratwurst.
[reads]
Schnitzel Cult Leader : "And if there is one among you who does not follow the ways of the Schnitzel, let that one go, and do not throw bowling balls at them."
Rocko : You see? It says let us go.
Schnitzel Cult Leader : It's a matter of interpretation.
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French Guy : Ahhh, this is no problem. She's at the Eiffel Tower!
Rocko : Really?
French Guy : Sure! All cheesy love stories end there!
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Rocko : Grocery day is a very dangerous day, but at least we got food.
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Rocko : Um... yes... uh... Turdy was a, um, bird.
Filbert : Oh, that's so beautiful!
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Anchorman Fran : Now to Fran at the courthouse. Fran? Thanks, Fran. Well, this may very well be the trial of the century, and the question on everyone's mind is: What the heck is Rocko? Is he some kind of dog?
Kangaroo : I think he's a rabbit.
French Guy : A rabbit.
Spunky : You're asking *me*?
Anchorman Fran : Everyone seems to have an opinion. Excuse me... may I ask you something?
Heffer : [in disguise] Umm... Me llamo Francior!
Filburt : [in disguise] And I don't speak English!
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Bev Bighead : [Rocko is screwing in a light bulb] Rocko, could I interrupt you for a moment? There is a spider in the bathroom. Would you mind shooing him out for me?
Rocko : Don't worry, Mrs. Bighead. I'll get rid of him.
[Rocko opens the bathroom door. A rather large spider struggles on the toliet, holding a newspaper. The spider sees Rocko]
Spider : [Yiddish accent] Hey! Vad is dis, a sideshow?
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Leon Chameleon : Let me tell you something... This machine... is worth more than you!
Chuck Chameleon : It is not for beginners!
