Rocko's Modern Life (1993–1996)
Tom Kenny: Heffer Wolfe, Additional Voices, Chuck Chameleon, Mr. Smitty, Fran the Newscaster, Really Really Big Man, Bloaty the Tick, Flecko, Dad Elf, Narrator, Newscaster, Peaches, Singer, Wallace, Al, Alligator, Alligator Sales Clerks, Announcer, Announcer #1, Antique Dealer, Attorney, Bartender, Black-Masked Conglomo Golf Course Worker, Blood Brother #1, Buff Guy, Bugs, Bunny Man, Captain Compost Heap, Chuck, Chuck Roast, Clerk, Crewman, Crod, Dice-Footed Step, Dr. Bendova, Dr. Katz, Dr. Phil, Driver, Ed's Nephew, Edgar, Educational Film Narrator, Elf Fan, Filburt - singing, Fly Delivery Man, Frank Hutchison, Frog, GI Jimbo Customer, Goat, Heffer, Hospital Beavers, Joyce, Lolita, Love Seat Host, Madame Doreno, Mortimer Kahn, No Tell Motel Receptionist, Norburt, Nuclear Swan Fan, O-Town Inspector, Pilot, President Banana, Retch, Rob, Rob's Friend, Sal Ami, Scientist, Sheriff, Shop Teacher, Ski Rental Guy, Slippy, Smiley-Faced Guy, Squirrel, Step 2, Television Announcer, The Dark Underlord, The Hopping Hessian, The Monkey Guy, Tiger, Tour Guide, Turtle, Two-Patch Crappy Jack, Tyrone, Udder #1, Uncle Gib Hootsen, Veterinarian, r
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Quotes
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Crappy Jack : Arr, and then, I heard a scream so loud it could be heard down in Davy Jones' locker. Mickey Dolenz's locker too, and Peter Tork's locker. All the Monkees had lockers...
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[repeated line]
Heffer : Oooo-ooo; that was a hoot!
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Heffer : I'm starving. What's the biggest thing on the menu?
Cashier : That would be our Knockwurst Nightmare Platter, 570 pounds of ground pig parts packed tightly but tantalizingly into over two miles of intestinal tubing. No-one has ever finished the Nightmare Platter.
Heffer : I'll take two.
Cashier : There aren't enough pigs in the country, sir.
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Heffer : Look out everyone! He's visually impaired!
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Heffer : Hey Rock! Do that goofy face you do when you're buying eggs!
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Crappy Jack the Sailor : I turned leeward in time to witness the full sail yardarm give way and came crashing down on my midshipman's hind quarters. He let out a scream that could be heard all the way down in Davy Jones' locker. Micky Dolenz's locker too, and Peter Tork's locker. All the Monkees had lockers.
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Peaches : I am the Dark Underlord, the Prince of Doom, the King of Eternal Torment! I am Pain! I am Evil! They call me... Peaches!
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Peaches : This is a 1954 McSpirit Spectervision 3000, and it belongs to me! Do you know what that makes it?
Heffer : Um... I give up.
Peaches : It's the TV from Heck!
[Heffer and Peaches laugh]
Heffer : Wait a minute. Heck? Isn't it supposed to be...
Peaches : [Covers Heffer's mouth] Censors! And here's the lamp from Heck, and the pineapple from Heck...
Heffer : I love it when people say that.
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Heffer : Give me another order!
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Heffer : I don't OWN any spandex!
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Heffer : [after finding Rocko in the dumpster, his nail-biting problem out of control] All this toe-chewing is making me hungry. Let's go get some chili!
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Heffer : Through the use of sophisticated computer technology, and a box of crayons, we have constructed a likeness of Dingo today.
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Anchorman Fran : Now to Fran at the courthouse. Fran? Thanks, Fran. Well, this may very well be the trial of the century, and the question on everyone's mind is: What the heck is Rocko? Is he some kind of dog?
Kangaroo : I think he's a rabbit.
French Guy : A rabbit.
Spunky : You're asking *me*?
Anchorman Fran : Everyone seems to have an opinion. Excuse me... may I ask you something?
Heffer : [in disguise] Umm... Me llamo Francior!
Filburt : [in disguise] And I don't speak English!
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Leon Chameleon : Let me tell you something... This machine... is worth more than you!
Chuck Chameleon : It is not for beginners!
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Heffer : If you were a true friend, you'd burn my butt. C'mon, brand me, brand me, brand me.
