Double, Double Toil and Trouble (1993 TV Movie)
Meshach Taylor: Mr. N
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Quotes
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Mr. N : [coming into the witches' gathering] These people have been reading too much Stephen King.
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Aunt Agatha : [Mr. N holds the moonstone with his claws] Remember before you offered to give me back the moonstone for $50,000? Well, it's a deal! I'll turn you back and give you the money.
Oscar : I knew it! I knew he couldn't be trusted!
Mr. N : It was a mistake, all right. No deal! I'm ashamed of myself for even thinking about betraying Lynn and Kelly, and sticking up for them is more important than money.
Aunt Agatha : [Shocked] You're turning me down?
Mr. N : Right!
Aunt Agatha : ...Even if it means being a crow for the rest of your life?
Mr. N : Even if it means being a crow for the rest of my life!
Aunt Agatha : Go get your shotgun, George. We're going crow-hunting!
Mr. N : Hunt this, ugly!
[flies out the window]
Aunt Agatha : Ahh!
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Mr. N : [while traveling in a pumpkin truck, Lynn notices something wrong and wakes up Mr. N] He's turned off the road we need to be on! No! No! You're going the wrong way! We've got to get off.
Kelly Farmer : Not until he stops!
Lynn Farmer : No way!
Kelly Farmer , Lynn Farmer : [Mr. N gets up; the twins lean towards each other, together] Way!
Mr. N : [Appears in front of the driver's window] Excuse me, dude... Whew!
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Kelly Farmer : [Kelly and Lynn begin their adventure to rescue Aunt Sofia] Where do you have a witches' gathering?
Lynn Farmer : Hollywood?
Kelly Farmer : Nah. Someplace spooky. Maybe we can find someone who knows. I'll toss a penny. If it comes up heads, we'll keep going in that direction.
[Kelly tosses up the penny, but it goes over the bridge hitting someone]
Mr. N : Hey! You could kill somebody like that! Unless, of course, it was a silver dollar. Then you'd be forgiven. Ha ha ha.
[Walks under the bridge]
Kelly Farmer : Where's he going?
Lynn Farmer : Under the bridge.
[the twins cross to the other side of the bridge]
Lynn Farmer : What are you doing down there?
Mr. N : This is my... humble home. Heh heh heh.
Kelly Farmer : If you had a door, we would've knocked first!
Lynn Farmer : Ha ha. If you're homeless, there's a new place downtown that can help you! I saw it on the news!
Mr. N : Who are you two supposed to be? Dear Abby and Ann Landers? Ha ha. I... don't want a handout. I want to be rich. No! Not just rich. I want to be... filthy rich! Ha ha ha ha ha.
Kelly Farmer , Lynn Farmer : [laughing together] Hee hee hee.
Mr. N : Ramone, bring the Ferrari around. I think I'll drive myself today. Ho ho ho! Lots of money and wonderful things. I want planes and houses, a house on the islands. I need... new shoes. Yes! Yes!
[Stops for a moment]
Mr. N : Wait a minute... blonde. Two young blonde... oh, yes! I think I remember.
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Aunt Agatha : [Aunt Agatha, George and Kelly arrive at the mansion] I have Lynn!
Kelly Farmer : I'm Kelly!
Aunt Agatha : Oh, whoever. I have your sister! If you care about her, you'll give yourself up now!
Kelly Farmer : Don't do it!
Aunt Agatha : Gag her with a rune!
Mr. N : Caw! What a witch.
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Mr. N : [Lynn makes a last stand towards Aunt Agatha] Be careful, Lynn.
Aunt Agatha : You're wearing my moonstone. Give it to me. I'll turn you into a snail.
Lynn Farmer : Not! You can't hurt me as long as I'm wearing the moonstone
Aunt Agatha : Sofia's been blabbing, has she? Look, dear, you and I don't have to be enemies huh? Do we?
Lynn Farmer : No, we don't. If you let Kelly go, and Aunt Sofia...
Aunt Agatha : Wait wait wait wait. I have a better idea. I know you're different from your sister. You're... You're special.
Lynn Farmer : What do you mean?
Aunt Agatha : Well, I mean you're tired of being a twin, aren't you?
Lynn Farmer : Yeah. But...
Aunt Agatha : Oh. I know what that's like, dear, having to share everything, or having people get you all mixed up together.
Lynn Farmer : Well...
Aunt Agatha : You and I could possess the moonstone together.
Lynn Farmer : [Looks over to Kelly, who's currently being held by George] But what about Kelly?
Aunt Agatha : Oh, all she does is get in the way. We'll put her with Aunt Sofia on the other side of the mirror. And then you won't be a twin anymore, think of it! Ha ha ha!
Lynn Farmer : [Thinks for 10 seconds] No!
Oscar : That's telling her!
Gravedigger : Yeah!
Aunt Agatha : I tried to be nice!
Kelly Farmer : That'll be the day.
Aunt Agatha : [to Kelly] Quiet!
[George covers Kelly's mouth with his hand]
Aunt Agatha : George, didn't I try to be nice?
[George nods]
Aunt Agatha : But no more Mr. Nice Guy! I can't cast a spell on you. But your sister isn't wearing the moonstone.
Lynn Farmer : Don't turn her into anything! Don't hurt her!
Aunt Agatha : I'll offer you a straight exchange.
[Kelly bites George's hand]
Aunt Agatha : If you give me the moonstone, I'll let both of you go.
Kelly Farmer : [George struggles to keep Kelly quiet] Don't do it, Lynn! She's a liar!
Aunt Agatha : It's your choice, Lynn! George, bring Kelly closer so I can start saying a spell.
Lynn Farmer : No! I'll do it. But you have to promise to let everyone go.
Mr. N : Me too!
Lynn Farmer : And turn Mr. N back into a person.
Aunt Agatha : All right. I promise.
Lynn Farmer : Cross your heart.
Aunt Agatha : Cross my heart.
Lynn Farmer : Hope to die.
Aunt Agatha : Hope to die.
Lynn Farmer : Stick a needle in your eye,
[Shakes]
Lynn Farmer : Shake your bottom if you got 'em.
Aunt Agatha : Stick a needle in your bottom... Oh, just hand it over!
Lynn Farmer : First let Kelly go.
Aunt Agatha : First hand it over.
Lynn Farmer : You go first.
Aunt Agatha : You go first.
Lynn Farmer : You go first.
Aunt Agatha : You go first. Oh, for goodness sake! Just put the moonstone down here on the floor! George, when the moonstone is on the floor, let that Kelly girl go. And then I'll turn back Mr. N and then we'll call it a night.
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Oscar : [Hiding from Aunt Agatha and her mob] I got it. Who wants to take care of it?
Mr. N : Well, why don't I take it?
Oscar : Why you?
Mr. N : I'm the biggest.
Oscar : I don't think so. How will we know you're not gonna run off with it?
Mr. N : Oscar, no trust. That is what is wrong with the world today. Anyway, how do we know that YOU won't run off with it?
Lynn Farmer : Will you two cut it out? They're coming. I'll take it.
Kelly Farmer : What will we do?
Oscar : I think we should split up.
Lynn Farmer : No, we should stay together.
Oscar : It's our only chance we have of getting away. Lynn and I will go this way, you two go that way.
Mr. N : Oh, sure. You go with the twin that has the moonstone.
Aunt Agatha : [Off-screen] Over this way! By the cars!
Oscar : Once we've lost them, we'll all meet up again at the Oscarmobile, OK? Come on!
Lynn Farmer : Good luck, Kelly!
Kelly Farmer : Good luck, Lynn!
[They hug each other]
Mr. N : Touching, but could we get a move on? Go!
[the twins separate, look at each other, and salute each other for good luck]
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Mr. N : What's shaking, man?
Gravedigger : Ahh! Oh!
[Falls backwards to garbage bags]
Lynn Farmer : [Goes to grab Gravedigger from escaping] Oh, no you don't.
[Pulls Gravedigger back to the Oscarmobile]
Mr. N : How do you do? Plato Naufzagger. Stay cool. I''m not really a bird. Nice place you've got here.
Gravedigger : A talking crow?
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Mr. N : [Kelly and Mr. N are being chased by Aunt Agatha and the mob] Up there! Up there!
Kelly Farmer : What if it's a dead end?
Mr. N : It's not, trust me.
[Runs up the hill]
Kelly Farmer : It's a dead end. Read the sign.
[Points to a Dead End sign]
Aunt Agatha : You've run into a dead end!
Kelly Farmer : [Points upstairs] This way!
Aunt Agatha : How convenient! Ha ha ha ha ha!
Mr. N : [Kelly and Mr. N climb upstairs] Hurry! Hurry!
[They enter inside the building]
Mr. N : Good, we'll be safe in here... wherever we are.
Aunt Agatha : [shouting from outside] You're trapped in there!
Mr. N : She doesn't know where we are.
Aunt Agatha : We're watching the stairway, and we're watching the elevator! Give yourselves up now!
Mr. N : I have a plan!
Kelly Farmer : This ought to be good.
Mr. N : Do you want to hear it or not?
Kelly Farmer : Yes.
Mr. N : OK.
[They both sit down]
Mr. N : I'll go down and tell her that we haven't got the moonstone, and that Lynn and Oscar have it, and they're gonna throw it off the bridge so that it can't do any more harm.
Kelly Farmer : Even if she believes that, she still won't let us go.
Mr. N : Ah, but you're not reckoning with the persuasive charms of the silver-tongued Mr. N.
[Mr. N exits while Kelly stays back and locks the door]
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Mr. N : [about Aunt Agatha] She's the Elizabeth Taylor of the weirdos.
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Mr. N : [Exiting out of Madame Lulu's business] We have a long way to go. But here's our bus.
Lynn Farmer : A pumpkin truck?
Mr. N : Ha Ha! Keep a lookout.
[Mr. N helps the twins sneak into the back of the truck and then gets in himself]
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Mr. N : [as a crow] Look here! Whoa!
Oscar : It's one of Agatha's minions!
Mr. N : Chill man. It's me. This is not a trick.
Lynn Farmer : [Shocked] Mr. N?
Mr. N : Yeah! Can you get to this? I've been dissed big time!
Lynn Farmer : What happened? Did Aunt Agatha do this to you?
Mr. N : Yeah. Even without the moonstone, that old witch has got a whole mess of magic. Talk about sick. I'm hungry, anybody got a worm?
Lynn Farmer : Where's Kelly? Did she get away?
Mr. N : No. They grabbed her and they're taking her back to Agatha's house. But they're going to be delayed a little. Hee ha hee hee.
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Lynn Farmer : [Finding out that Kelly's been captured] They caught her! I don't want them to hurt her! She's my sister!
Oscar : Now, now...
Lynn Farmer : [Nearly in tears] Oscar, I haven't been very nice to Kelly lately. We've never been apart. I bet she's scared and I'm not there to tell her it's OK.
Oscar : Come on, we got to be brave.
Lynn Farmer : I know. But we don't know how to get to Aunt Agatha's. We can't free Aunt Sofia and we can't help Kelly.
Oscar : You just can't give up.
Mr. N : That's right.
Oscar : Look.
[shows Lynn a clock on a billboard]
Oscar : We still have a half-hour until midnight.
Lynn Farmer : That's it! Mr. Gravedigger! He'll know how to get there!
Oscar : Yeah, but where is he?
Lynn Farmer : He says he lived where the sun always shines and it never gets dark!
Mr. N : I can fly to Vegas, place a few bets, catch Siegfried and Roy.
Oscar : You mean the Gravedigger lives in Las Vegas?
Lynn Farmer : [Points to the billboard] No. I think he lives right there!
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Aunt Sofia : Kelly, are you in there? It's Aunt Sofia! Are you all right? Your sister has saved me!
Kelly Farmer : [Cracks the door open] What happened?
Aunt Sofia : Oh! Lynn and Oscar came to the house and used the moonstone to free me!
Kelly Farmer : Where's Mr. N?
Aunt Sofia : Mr... Oh! Oh, your friend! Oh! Well, he was so glad that this was all over that he "flew", he "fled", he rushed off!
Kelly Farmer : And where's Lynn and Oscar?
Aunt Sofia : Oh, everybody's all safe and sound. Let's hurry, I decided to give your parents the loan so you won't lose the house.
Kelly Farmer : That's great! Now you can be part of our family!
Aunt Sofia : Nothing could make me happier. Come on down. Hurry up.
[Kelly hides and thinks for a moment. She has a 'Something's not right' look on her face]
Kelly Farmer : [Reappears] And then you and Mom and Lynn and me can all bake your favorite cookies!
Aunt Sofia : Yes, that's right!
[Kelly hides again, realizing that it's not Aunt Sofia. She nods as she comes up with an idea]
Kelly Farmer : Because Mom tells me how much you love chocolate chip cookies!
Aunt Sofia : Chocolate chip, my favorite! Are you coming down?
Kelly Farmer : I'm scared, it's too dark!
Aunt Sofia : Then I'll come up.
Kelly Farmer : Could you?
Aunt Sofia : No problem.
Kelly Farmer : And I'll open the door.
Aunt Sofia : I'm on my way.
[Aunt Sofia climbs up the stairs]
Aunt Sofia : Here I come.
Kelly Farmer : [Prepares her wand] I can hardly wait!
Aunt Sofia : Me neither. Ha ha...
[Gets closer to the door. Kelly then traps her hands between the door lock and wand]
Aunt Sofia : Kelly, What's going on? What are you... what's happening?
Kelly Farmer : You're not Aunt Sofia! Her favorite cookies were cinnamon, not chocolate chip!
[She runs]
Aunt Agatha : [Disguise broken] I don't care if it's fudge and fly droppings!
[Struggles to break free]
Aunt Agatha : Oh, let me out of this! Oh! What's happened to my magic?
Kelly Farmer : [fleeing] Mr. N!
[Runs up the stairs]
Kelly Farmer : Mr. N!
Mr. N : [Outside, as a crow, senses trouble] Uh-oh!
Kelly Farmer : [Still running, sees someone she assumes is Mr. N in the shadows downstairs, excited and relieved] Mr. N, Mr. N, Guess what! I trapped Aunt Agatha!
[the man in the shadows turns out to be George. He picks Kelly up and shakes her, she screams loudly]
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Lynn Farmer : [Leaving the forest] Look! There's a house!
[the fog clears, revealing a very small house]
Mr. N : You see, I knew that that house was there.
Lynn Farmer : Give me a break.
Kelly Farmer : [Observing the house ahead of them] Looks like a really little house.
Mr. N : [while walking towards the house] No, no, no, no. You see, it only looks small because it's so far off in the distance. It's called a perspective effect. We have quite a hike ahead of us.
[They get closer to the house in 10 seconds. Mr. N opens the gate]
Mr. N : I guess it's not the perspective effect after all.
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Aunt Agatha : [Aunt Agatha double-crosses Lynn] The little sucker actually believed me. Hee hee hee hee!
Lynn Farmer : But you crossed your heart!
Aunt Agatha : But that doesn't count. I don't have a heart. Hee hee hee hee hee hee!
Mr. N : But I do!
[Flies down]
Mr. N : [Kelly escapes from George]
Lynn Farmer : Kelly, quick! Up the stairs!
Mr. N : [Grabs the moonstone] Moonstone, coming up!
Lynn Farmer : Oh!
Oscar : Good job!
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Aunt Agatha : [Mr. N comes out of hiding] So, you decided to give yourself up, eh? Where's the brat?
Mr. N : I'm not giving up. I am negotiating.
Aunt Agatha : What are you talking about?
Mr. N : [Walks downstairs] Here's the deal, toots, now, you want the moonstone back, right?
Aunt Agatha : It is mine!
Mr. N : Fine. But Kelly and I don't have it. Lynn and Oscar have it. But, if you give me a large reward and promise not to hurt the girls, I will help you get the moonstone back. That will keep them from lifting the spell on sweet ol' Aunt Sofia.
[Stops walking]
Mr. N : How does $50,000 sound?
Aunt Agatha : I don't need you. You're nothing but a duplicitous twerp, a vituperative snark!
Mr. N : I'm sorry you feel that way... You drive a hard bargain. I respect that.
[Thinks for a second]
Mr. N : $25,000 and not a penny less!
Aunt Agatha : You're starting to irritate me.
Mr. N : $10,000 and that is my final offer!
Aunt Agatha : Why don't I give you my final offer?
Mr. N : I'm all ears.
[Aunt Agatha uses her magic to turn Mr.N into a crow]
Mr. N : Caw! Caw! No, I'm all feathers! Caw! Caw!
[Agatha laughs]
Mr. N : Lady, I would of settled for 20 bucks!
Aunt Agatha : Go find a flock and get lost!
Mr. N : [Flies away] You're crazy, lady!
[Agatha continues to laugh evilly]
Kelly Farmer : [Looks through the door] Mr. N! Mr. N!
[Closes the door, now worried]
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Kelly Farmer : The lights are on. Somebody must be in there.
Mr. N : Yeah. Somebody with a heck of a backache.
[Lynn opens the door, the twins look back at Mr. N before they enter the house]
Mr. N : You're on your own. I can't fit in there.
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Lynn Farmer : [Explaining their agenda to rescue Aunt Sofia] And so, we have to break the magic spell by midnight.
Oscar : This could be a fantastic adventure! Not without risk, of course. But what great adventure isn't? We have no time to lose.
Mr. N : [Outside Oscar's window] Ladies, I find parts of that story rather hard to believe
Oscar : [Looks up at Mr.N , somewhat agreeing. Turns to the twins] The problem is that as people get bigger, their imaginations get smaller.
Kelly Farmer : You mean you'll take us to the gathering?
Oscar : Of course I will! But we have to be prepared.
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Mr. N : [to Oscar outside his window] How do you do? You have a very nice place here.
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Pumpkin Driver : [Mr.N has caused the pumpkin truck to crash. He grabs the twins and tries to act natural, but no luck] Hey! My pumpkins!
Mr. N : [Begins to run] Run! Run!
Pumpkin Driver : [Chases after the girls and Mr.N] Come back here!
Mr. N : Quickly! Run!
Lynn Farmer : Let's get out of here!
Kelly Farmer : I'm with you!
Mr. N : Run!
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Mr. N : [after losing the pumpkin-truck driver] You girls are really fast. I have trouble keeping up with you.
[Lynn hums a tune while the group walks in the forest]
Mr. N : Heh, I think we've lost him.
Lynn Farmer : And us.
Kelly Farmer : I feel bad about that poor man and his pumpkins.
Mr. N : Of course. I will compensate him and I will earn his possible opportunity.
Kelly Farmer : Which way do we go?
Mr. N : Well uh... hmm...
Lynn Farmer : We're lost, aren't we?
Mr. N : Don't be silly. We're uh... hmm...
Kelly Farmer : We know where we are. We just don't know where everything else is.
[Makes "Oh well" expression]
Lynn Farmer : Let's try this way.
[They continue to walk]
Kelly Farmer : Did you know that on Halloween goblins roam the land?
Lynn Farmer : And ghosts and witches and ilk?
Mr. N : Oh, this is just silly superstition. Ha ha ha.
[an owl hoots in the distance]
Mr. N : Aah! Don't hurt me! What was that?
Lynn Farmer : I think that was just an owl.
Mr. N : Oh! Of course it was. I was only testing you.
Lynn Farmer : Maybe you should go ahead and make sure nothing's there.
Mr. N : Me?
Lynn Farmer : You're the adult.
Mr. N : [Reluctant] I got half of mind to go back to my bridge.
Kelly Farmer : But I thought you were gonna help us get the moonstone.
Mr. N : About this moonstone; now, is this one of those... teeny-weeny, little gems?
Lynn Farmer : Big!
Kelly Farmer : Humongous!
Mr. N : [Trying not to act scared] Ha ha ha ha ha! I was just kidding! Ha ha ha! Of course, I would never leave you two on your own.
Lynn Farmer : [to Kelly] We're in big trouble.
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Mr. N : [Oscar successfully gets on the roof] Caw! Good flying!
Oscar : [Looks down] I'll unlock the side door!
Gravedigger : Okay.
[Lynn and Gravedigger run for the side door]
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Customer : So exactly when does this beautiful woman fall in love with me?
Madame Lulu : Any day now darling. Any day now.
Mr. N : Madame Lulu.
Madame Lulu : [Looking for the next customer] Next.
Mr. N : Madame Lulu, can I have a word with you?
Madame Lulu : Please, not to stand in the way of the paying customers. Next.
Mr. N : Uh, Lulu, these young ladies need some advice.
Madame Lulu : Do you have $5?
[the twins shake their heads no]
Madame Lulu : Next.
Mr. N : Lulu, how would you like for me to tell these nice people that you're not from Romania at all, but you're from Brooklyn?
Madame Lulu : How would you like me to tell these little girls that the closest you ever been to Buckingham Palace is a royal flush?
Mr. N : Oh ha ha ha!
Madame Lulu : All right, make it fast.
Mr. N : These young ladies have an aunt who's going to some sort of witches' gathering tonight, and I thought since these loonies come to you, you may have an idea where they're getting together.
Madame Lulu : I have no idea, next!
Kelly Farmer : But can't you look into your crystal ball?
Madame Lulu : What are you, nuts?
Lynn Farmer : What are you, a phony baloney?
Madame Lulu : [Feeling called out] All right. All right.
[Pretends to look into the future]
Madame Lulu : Yes! The vision is coming to me now. I see a gathering high on a mountaintops where owls call. Hoo! Hoo! OK? Now beat it.
Lynn Farmer : Well, can't you be more specific, like how you get there?
Madame Lulu : What, for a $5 IOU, you want a city map?
[Lynn rotates her wand, causing the crystal ball to actually work, Lulu gasps]
Madame Lulu : What'd she do to my crystal ball? What's going on?
Mr. N : Hey, I recognize that joint! The gathering must be down at the old abandoned warehouse district.
Kelly Farmer : On Halloween?
Mr. N : Hey, that's really good, Lulu. And all this time I thought you were just a fake.
[Madame Lulu faints]
Kelly Farmer : Has she been doing this for very long?
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Gravedigger : [on the way to Aunt Agatha's mansion] This is it, this is the place! You can let me off right now.
Mr. N : Sit down Jack, you're rocking the boat!
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[Oscar is picking a lock that leads to Aunt Sofia]
Mr. N : Caw! Oscar, you're so slow!
Lynn Farmer : Keep working on it Oscar. I have to do something.
[Heads back downstairs]
Mr. N : Where you going?
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Aunt Agatha : My colleagues, gatherers, comrades... Count?
[a man solutes to Agatha]
Aunt Agatha : Um, before I begin our convolution and the cry of curses, let me first mention an emergency that I see as a juicy challenge for the entire group, one I think you will enjoy helping me to solve. Seven years ago, I cast a powerful spell, a spell that banished my sweet, namby-pamby twin sister to a life of lonely isolation on the other side of a mirror.
[the crowd applause]
Aunt Agatha : Naughty me.
Witch #3 : She's good. She is very good.
Mr. N : Oscar, let's go. I have an idea.
Aunt Agatha : Tonight at midnight, the spell becomes permanent.
Oscar : Come on. Follow me.
[They leave]
Aunt Agatha : But, there are those who would interfere with my spell, who seek to undo all my bad work. The ones who resist me are very young.
Witch #2 : Kids these days have no respect.
Witch #3 : Children are sick!
Aunt Agatha : The ones that resist me are sisters, a set of twins. And why have I asked you to help me?
Witch #2 : [Along with the rest of the crowd] Why? Why?
Kelly Farmer : Why?
Aunt Agatha : Because the twins are here, among us!
Lynn Farmer : I'd like to get my hands on those twins.
Kelly Farmer : Those little BRATS!
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Mr. N : [Lynn and Kelly enter a very small house] You're on your own. I can't fit in there.
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Mr. N : [Coming out from under the bridge] Don't I know you?
Kelly Farmer : You're the windshield guy!
Lynn Farmer : We always see you in that corner over there.
Mr. N : [Thinks for a moment] Ah. You're the ones who gave me the pineapple lollipops!
[the twins nod]
Mr. N : Well you, you shouldn't be here alone!
[Climbing up]
Mr. N : What, what are you doing out by yourselves? You should go home.
Kelly Farmer : Not until we find Aunt Agatha and get her moonstone!
Lynn Farmer : And break the magic spell on Aunt Sofia!
Mr. N : Hold it, time out, un momento, por favor. You lost me back at the part about the moonstone. What is a moonstone?
Lynn Farmer : It's this gem that she has.
Mr. N : Gem? Is it valuable?
Kelly Farmer : Oh yes, 200 years old!
Mr. N : Interesting. And you're going to get this gem by yourselves?
Lynn Farmer : Sure.
Mr. N : Hmm.
[while walking]
Mr. N : Two little girls traveling with an expensive gem stone. Someone might try to steal it. I better go along and protect you.
Lynn Farmer : It could come in handy having a grown-up along.
Kelly Farmer : OK, Mr...
Mr. N : Plato Naufzagger
Lynn Farmer : A plate of what?
Mr. N : [a little irritated] Just call me Mr. N for short.
Kelly Farmer : I'm Kelly.
Lynn Farmer : I'm Lynn.
[Mr. N laughs, the three shake hands]
Kelly Farmer : We know Aunt Agatha is going to a witches' gathering, but we don't know where it is.
Lynn Farmer : Do you know where it could be?
Mr. N : So say she's in a group. Halloween always brings out the loonies. Speaking of loonies, I know just the one who might be able to help us. She's not far.
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[Mr. N jumps in front of the Farmer's windshield to clean it]
Don Farmer : [Nervously] Uh, uh, uh, thanks. But um... could you not do that, please? I... I don't have any spare change.
Mr. N : Uh-uh, I'll take plastic, dollars, lighters, yen, lira, simoleons, loonies.
Kelly Farmer : [Kelly and Lynn hand him lollipops] Be sure to brush your teeth afterwards.
Lynn Farmer : Don't forget to floss.
Mr. N : [Looks disappointed] What's this?
Kelly Farmer , Lynn Farmer : [Together] It's pineapple!
Mr. N : What am I going to do with pineapple? I hate pineapple!
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[riding in a pumpkin truck]
Mr. N : Well, here we are. Of course, if there was any justice, I would have a limo and a chauffeur.
Lynn Farmer : And a bill you couldn't pay.
Mr. N : Yes, ladies. Money is the key and I want lots and lots of it. Heh heh.
Lynn Farmer : Have you ever tried working for it?
Mr. N : Hey, there are limits. Besides, saving your house and finding your long-lost aunt, what else are you going to wish for?
Kelly Farmer : I want to be a doctor when I grow up.
Lynn Farmer : I wanted to be a doctor first!
Kelly Farmer : We can both be doctors.
Mr. N : Yes. I would like to be a doctor also.
Kelly Farmer : So you can save people's lives?
Mr. N : So I can pull down 300 grand a year and drive the Mercedes. Heh heh heh.
