Double, Double Toil and Trouble (1993 TV Movie)

Matthew Walker: George

Quotes 

• Aunt Agatha : [Examines a flat tire]  Looks like it was punctured by a... crow's beak. Oh! Stand back!

  [Tries to use Kelly's wand, but nothing happens] 

  Aunt Agatha : Oh what a phony.

  [Throws the wand aside, Kelly goes to retrieve it] 

  George : You were able to turn that man into a crow , madam.

  Aunt Agatha : That was easy. He was crooked to begin with. Without the moonstone, this requires muscles that I haven't used in years.

• Aunt Agatha : [searching for the twins, Oscar, and Mr. N]  Drat! Drat! Drat!

  [Turns to George] 

  Aunt Agatha : If we don't find them, I'm taking it out on you!

  George : I thought you might, ma'am.

  [Kelly and Mr. N are running, which gets Agatha's attention] 

  Aunt Agatha : There they go! After them! Follow them! Head them off and bring them back for their punishment! Ha ha ha!

• Christine Farmer : Aunt Agatha, I'm going to be honest with you. Don's construction business isn't going very well.

  Don Farmer : Well...

  Christine Farmer : [Cuts him off]  He's very good at what he does.

  Aunt Agatha : I'll bet.

  Christine Farmer : But, with the recession, a lot of people haven't been able to pay him what they owe.

  Aunt Agatha : [Turns to Christine and Don]  So?

  Christine Farmer : So, we need your help. The bank is threatening to foreclose on our house.

  Don Farmer : Look, we're just asking for a loan, not a gift. Just until I pay the money...

  Aunt Agatha : I knew it! I knew you had a selfish reason for you to come crawling around here!

  [Walks over and gets in Don's face] 

  Aunt Agatha : Oh! It's take, take, take!

  Don Farmer : [Tries to get up]  Now...

  Christine Farmer : [Sits Don back down]  That's not fair!

  [a long pause] 

  Christine Farmer : All we have ever gotten from you in the last seven years is rejection and abuse!

  Aunt Agatha : If you think that's rejection and abuse, you ain't seen nothing yet!

  George : I took the liberty of preparing some tea.

  Aunt Agatha : Drop it!

  [George drops the tray, glass breaks] 

  Aunt Agatha : Now take the liberty of showing these beggars to the door. They're out of here.

  Aunt Agatha : [Agatha's cat screeches loudly]  Aah! My cat!

  [Pulls Christine from behind and throws her to Don, he catches her] 

  Aunt Agatha : My cat! Aah!

  [Agatha runs outside, Christine and Don follow. George grabs the tray and walks outside a few seconds later] 

• Aunt Agatha : [On the way to the witches' gathering]  Step on it, I don't want to be late!

  George : We're already exceeding the recommended speed limit, madam.

  Aunt Agatha : Silence! I want you to drive faster!

  George : I assume you want me pause at the red lights?

  Aunt Agatha : Do I pay you to assume things?

  George : No, madam. In fact, you pay me nothing.

  Aunt Agatha : And you get what you pay for. Now shut up and drive! I'll worry about the red lights.

  [Uses her magic to sabotage the traffic lights] 

  Aunt Agatha : Heh heh heh heh heh.

• George : There's someone at the door, madam.

  Aunt Agatha : Duh!

  George : Should I answer it, madam?

  Aunt Agatha : No, I'll answer it. You sit here and be filthy rich.

  [He gets the sarcasm and closes the door] 

• Aunt Sofia : [Freed from the mirror]  I'm back!

  [Hugs Lynn and Kelly as they giggle with joy] 

  Aunt Agatha : [Shocked]  How can this be? It's after midnight!

  Lynn Farmer : No, it's not! I pushed the clock ahead by five minutes!

  Aunt Agatha : You sneaky, despicable, underhanded...

  Lynn Farmer : No sense of humor?

  Kelly Farmer : Your witching days are over!

  George : [Confused]  Where am I?

  Aunt Agatha : It is not midnight yet, there's still time!