Last Action Hero (1993)

Frank McRae: Dekker

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• Dekker : And you promised me you wouldn't tell!

  Jack Slater : I didn't.

  Dekker : Well, then how did he know?

  Danny Madigan : "Jack Slater I".

  Dekker : What's winning got to do with this?

  Danny Madigan : No. The very first "Jack Slater".

  Dekker : [to Jack]  You told your dad?

  Jack Slater : I didn't tell anybody! I don't even know this kid!

  Dekker : Well, he sure seems to know a lot about us.

• Dekker : SLAAAAAAAAAATERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

• Dekker : You suck the blood outta cottonpickin' toes I can take from you! I got the California Raisins cast is doing an all-male version of The Diary of Anne Frank doing the all-male version in my frizza sibba! Tiny Tim has stepped onto a totem, so what? You ball peen jackameenis, I'll slap the mouth-outtall the cocksuckin' tales I can take from you! Fridda feen? You know, you take the mayor in the library bush; you're never gonna azizza bazizzes down at the beach; go down to the beaches, y'know? You take the chicken out the bag and stick it UP!

• Danny Madigan : Wait! I can prove this is a movie!

  Dekker : Who the hell are you, kid?

  Danny Madigan : Look out there, there's a cartoon cat.

  Jack Slater : He's supposed to be back on duty. He was only suspended for a month. Now shut up.

  Danny Madigan : Listen to what I'm saying. An animated cat just walked into the squad room. Hello.

  Jack Slater : He'll do it again tomorrow. So what's your point?

  Dekker : That cat is one the best men I got.

  Jack Slater : Yeah.

  Dekker : Now who is this twerp? And why is that smile on his face?

  Danny Madigan : I just love the way you two fight knowing how you really feel about each other.

  Dekker : Pray tell, just tell me how I feel about this weird-looking sack of puppy poo.

• [first lines] 

  Dekker : This is one hell of a way to spend Christmas.

• [repeated line] 

  Dekker : Slater!

• Dekker : I got the city council chewing my eggs off for that plane you crashed! I got the mayor scheduling parades up my Lincoln Tunnel for that stunt you pulled on the beach! And everybody wanna know what it is, what it ain't, and what it will be! Do I make myself clear?

  Jack Slater : I'm just doing my job.

  Dekker : You're giving this department the worst reputation in the country!