The Return of Jafar (1994 Video)
Jason Alexander: Abis Mal
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Quotes
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Abis Mal, the Chief of the Thieves : [hesitating on freeing Jafar] Wait. How do I know that these things won't disappear once I set you free?
Jafar : [losing it] The more pressing question is, how will you stay alive if you don't?
Abis Mal, the Chief of the Thieves : [Nervously] But... you said genies can't kill, you said that.
Jafar : You'd be surprised what you can live through.
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Abis Mal, the Chief of the Thieves : [sees a giant ruby] Ooh - hoo, I always wanted one of those.
[runs forward and hugs it]
Abis Mal, the Chief of the Thieves : Nice! Oh, MORE!
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Abis Mal, the Chief of the Thieves : I got it! I could wish for the famed treasure chest of King Malakhan!
[Jafar makes the chest appear with Abis Mal in it, then makes it disappear]
Jafar : Oh, I am dreadfully sorry. I thought that was your wish. Are you quite all right?
Abis Mal, the Chief of the Thieves : [agitated] No, I am not quite all right.
Jafar : Wonderful! Good to see all is well.
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[Last lines]
Abis Mal, the Chief of the Thieves : Does this mean I don't get my third wish?
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Abis Mal, the Chief of the Thieves : [while Jafar slashes the Sultan's turban] Hey, that was a nice hat. I could've worn that hat.
Jafar : We need this for our plan.
Abis Mal, the Chief of the Thieves : Couldn't we use another hat for the plan?
Jafar : Oh, no. The Sultan's turban and this dagger are exactly what we need to seal Aladdin's doom.
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Jafar : [to Abis Mal] Let's not be too hasty, my simple minded friend. It's not enough that we simply destroy Aladdin. After all, there are things so much worse than death!
[laughs menacingly]
Abis Mal, the Chief of the Thieves : [looks nervous and then smiles evilly]
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Abis Mal, the Chief of the Thieves : [to himself] That stinking Aladdin! First chance I get, I'll slice him in half!
Thief : [to other thieves] That stinking Abis Mal! First chance we get, let's slice him in half!
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[Aladdin, Abu, and Iago bump into Abis Mal and company]
Abis Mal, the Chief of the Thieves : You - look familiar.
Thieves : [chorusing] It's Aladdin!
Abis Mal, the Chief of the Thieves : What, it is? I - I knew that! Hurt him a lot! Hurt him, and his monkey, and his bird, too!
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Jafar : [he and Abis Mal appear at the sunken treasure ship of Coeur du Mer] Poor, sweet baby. Aren't we enjoying our wish?
Abis Mal, the Chief of the Thieves : [muffled, as an octupus wraps one of its tentacles around Abis Mal] No.
Jafar : Perhaps you wish me to return you to the desert?
Abis Mal, the Chief of the Thieves : [muffled] Yes.
Jafar : Very well!
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Abis Mal, the Chief of the Thieves : [opening a treasure chest] Is this a haul or what, my surly band of desert skunks?
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Thief : Grrr, how is it that you get the jeweled flower, Abis Mal?
Abis Mal, the Chief of the Thieves : Why, this is my bonus for being your beloved leader!
[as he points to his flower, then two sacks of jewels]
Abis Mal, the Chief of the Thieves : And this, and that, and that are my beloved leader bonus.
Thief : And what is our reward?
[the other thieves grumble in question]
Abis Mal, the Chief of the Thieves : [tossing a bag of coins to them] Here you go. Good work, boys. Very successful raid.
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Abis Mal, the Chief of the Thieves : Who are you?
Aladdin 'Al' : My friends call me Al. And *you* can call me Aladdin.
Abis Mal, the Chief of the Thieves : Gah! HURT HIM!