Son in Law (1993)

Patrick Renna: Zack Warner

Quotes 

• Zack : Maybe now's a good time to talk about the rules in my room.

  Crawl : Rules?

  Zack : Rule number 1: Don't touch anything.

  Crawl : And what's rule number 2?

  Zack : There's only one rule. Don't touch anything!

• Crawl : Have you ever heard of the tooth fairy?

  Zack : No.

  Crawl : I wouldn't fall asleep if I were you.

• Zack : Why do they call you Crawl?

  Crawl : Because that's how I used to get home my freshmen year.

• Zack : Speaking of freaks. Hey! How's it going?