Son of the Pink Panther (1993)

Sheila Hyde: Wafiyyah

Quotes 

• Wafiyyah : [removes a sequin from Jacques' fake nose]  Oh! It is - Is it...

  Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli : Shh, shh!

  Wafiyyah : You are - I hate to make a bother, but would you give for me, please, your autograph?

  Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli : What?

  Wafiyyah : [giggles]  I - I do not have the pen. Do you have the pen?

  Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli : No, no! Shh!

  Wafiyyah : Anyone have a pen?

  [the guests throw their pens at her] 

  Wafiyyah : You write, "To Waffiyah."

  Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli : Yes, yes, but I don't have any paper.

  Wafiyyah : Not on paper, here.

  [She points to her stomach] 

  Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli : There?

  Wafiyyah : Yes, for my girlfriend. Hurry.

  [Jacques autographs Waffiyah's stomach] 

  Wafiyyah : Oh, quickly! I must finish dance, or Omar will cut off my nipples. Not this, not this!

  Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli : What?

  Wafiyyah : Gambrelli.

  Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli : Yes.

  Wafiyyah : No, Clouseau!

  Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli : Shh, shh!

  Wafiyyah : Yes, I see your picture, very beautiful, big smile.

  Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli : [sees a man in a white tuxedo, carrying a scimitar knife]  Could this be Omar?

  Wafiyyah : Omar! Hit it, Mufeed!

  [the band starts to play]