Duckman: Private Dick/Family Man (1994–1997)

John Astin: Terry Duke Tetzloff

Quotes 

• Duckman : Excuse me sir, I'd like to reclaim my father's body from storage.

  [Terry Duke Tetsloff turns around] 

  Duckman : Terry Duke Tetsloff!

  Terry Duke Tetsloff : At your service Mr Duckman.

  Duckman : Wait a minute aren't you that sleazy con-man who sold my family a defective home security system, gave an overpriced funeral to my mother-in-law when she wasn't really dead and artifically enseminated my sister-in-law with my sperm?

  Terry Duke Tetsloff : The very same one. Say are you here to reclaim your father's body?

  Duckman : Yep.

  Terry Duke Tetsloff : I'll just go and get it and remember no ticky, no body.

• Judge : Mr Tetsloff, is your home security system defective?

  Terry Duke Tetsloff : Only if you're dumb enough to go in there and try to fix it yourself.