The Cowboy Way (1994)

Woody Harrelson: Pepper Lewis

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Quotes 

• Waiter : How would you like your steaks cooked?

  Pepper : Oh, just knock its horns off, wipe its nasty ass, and chunk it right here on this plate.

• Waiter at Waldorf Astoria : How would you gentlemen like your steak prepared?

  Pepper : Prepared? Oh you mean cooked?

  Waiter at Waldorf Astoria : Yes, of course, that's what I should have said, cooked.

• Chango : What's a baby cow gonna do to me?

  [Sonny shrugs and pulls down Chango's pants] 

  Chango : Hey come on man!, what you doing?

  Sonny : I am embarrassed, our friend here isn't wearing any underpants.

  Pepper : [pulls a baby calf out of the barn and the calf starts snorting]  He sees it!

  Sonny : Damn, that hungry devil thinks your little wee-wee is his mama's teat.

  Chango : Hey hey man, you guys can't do this.

  Sonny : I'll ask you one more time asshole, where's Teresa?

  Chango : I ain't telling you shit!

  Sonny : It's your call stubby, let him go Pepper!.

  [Pepper releases the calf and it makes its way towards Chango] 

  Chango : whoa!

  [begins to moan as the calf begins to suck his penis] 

  Sonny : Damn, that looks like it hurts.

• Pepper : If it's got hair, I can ride it. If it's got a beat, I can dance to it.

• Waiter at Waldorf Astoria : And would you care to order wine with your meal?

  Pepper : Uh, yah why don't you bring us a bottle of something or other, uh not too sweet, American.

  Waiter at Waldorf Astoria : American something or other, yes sir an excellent choice and would you like glasses or do you prefer to drink directly from the bottle?

  Pepper : Well, um, glasses I reckon and oh hay toss a litle ice in mine if you would my good man.

  Waiter at Waldorf Astoria : Ice, certainly sir. Nothing could surprise me now.

• Sonny : So, what did you do to make the money to buy this? You didn't give that old lady a fake check did you?

  Pepper : No, of course not.

  [under his breath] 

  Pepper : Bitch wouldn't take a check.

• Sonny : [Pepper drags Sonny behind a Horse Carriage hiding from the Owners of the Waldorf Astoria]  Pepper, those People are guessing that You skipped the Bill.

  Pepper : Oh yeah, well they guessed right!

  Sonny : Well, then pay them!

  Pepper : Yeah right, with what?

  Sonny : You lying Son of a Bitch, You told Me You still got some of that Prize Money left!

  Pepper : Of course I do, have I ever lied to You before?

  Sonny : Well, how much do You got?

  Pepper : About 8 Bucks, I reckon.

  Sonny : About 8 Bucks, I reckon?

  Pepper : Better than a poke in the Eye.

  Sonny : [Starts walking off]  Pepper, I've about had it with You!

• Officer Sam 'Mad Dog' Shaw : Where you guys from, Texas?

  Pepper : Texas? Ain't no real cowboys from Texas, we're from New Mexico.

• Nacho Salazar : [9:44]  Good to see you, man!

  Pepper : ¿Como estas?

  Nacho Salazar : Where the hell have you been?

  Pepper : I've been with the worms in Mexico

  Nacho Salazar : ¡Chihuahua!

  Pepper : I miss your cookin'

  Nacho Salazar : You talk to Sonny? C'mon Pepper, Sonny will forgive you.

  Pepper : Oh, yeah? When? That rodeo was a year ago. He ain't said six words to me, since. I told him I'm sorry what the hell does he want?

  Nacho Salazar : Sonny, he don't care about words. You have to show him.

  Pepper : I ain't gonna kiss his ass if that's what you mean. It's so sour it probably taste like a damned old lemon, anyhow.

  Pepper : Don't give up on him, Pepper. You've been friends too long for that.

  Pepper : Yeah. I had a reason for not showing up to that rodeo

  Nacho Salazar : Tell him what he wants and he will understand.

  Pepper : Maybe someday when he ain't being such a damned shitass.