The Cowboy Way (1994)

Luis Guzmán: Chango

Quotes 

• Chango : What's a baby cow gonna do to me?

  [Sonny shrugs and pulls down Chango's pants] 

  Chango : Hey come on man!, what you doing?

  Sonny : I am embarrassed, our friend here isn't wearing any underpants.

  Pepper : [pulls a baby calf out of the barn and the calf starts snorting]  He sees it!

  Sonny : Damn, that hungry devil thinks your little wee-wee is his mama's teat.

  Chango : Hey hey man, you guys can't do this.

  Sonny : I'll ask you one more time asshole, where's Teresa?

  Chango : I ain't telling you shit!

  Sonny : It's your call stubby, let him go Pepper!.

  [Pepper releases the calf and it makes its way towards Chango] 

  Chango : whoa!

  [begins to moan as the calf begins to suck his penis] 

  Sonny : Damn, that looks like it hurts.