The Flintstones (1994) Poster

Rosie O'Donnell: Betty Rubble

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  • Mrs. Pyrite : Mr. and Mrs. Rubble, this is your little boy.

    [Presents Bamm-Bamm] 

    Betty Rubble : Oh, Barney, isn't he precious?

    Fred Flintstone : [aside to Wilma]  Precious? They'd have been better off with the monkey.

    Wilma Flintstone : Fred!

    Betty Rubble : Does he have a name?

    Mrs. Pyrite : Bamm-Bamm.

    Barney Rubble : Is that short for something?

    Mrs. Pyrite : Bamm-Bamm-Bamm. You're going to have to take it slowly with this one. He doesn't speak yet and is a little skittish around humans, but, then again, I would be too if I'd been raised by wild mastodons. Ha ha ha.

    Betty Rubble , Barney Rubble : Mastodons?

    Mrs. Pyrite : Let's not nitpick! A mammal's a mammal.

  • Betty Rubble : You know, Barney, life is funny. One minute people are your best friends, and the next you're fantasizing they're being ripped apart by a pack of rabid wolves.

    Barney Rubble : You too, huh?

    Betty Rubble : Oh, Barney, they've changed. I hardly know them since Fred's become a big shot.

    Barney Rubble : And it should be us squanderin' all our money and treatin' our friends like dirt.

    Betty Rubble : What do you mean?

    Barney Rubble : Nothin'. Just sour grapes, I guess.

    Betty Rubble : Don't worry, Barney. It's gonna get better. One day, we'll look back on all this, and we'll laugh.

    Barney Rubble : Gee, I hope so, Betty, 'cause tomorrow they got me testing shark repellent.

    [they both grimace] 

  • Fred Flintstone : Well, I'm not going to jail, but it won't be easy finding a new job. What kind of reference is Mr. Slate gonna give me after I destroyed his quarry.

    Betty Rubble : Aw, none of this was your fault, Fred. I'm sure Mr. Slate will understand.

    Mr. Slate : [screams]  FLINTSTONE!

    Fred Flintstone : Sure, now he gets my name right.

  • Betty Rubble : Barney, do you have to do everything Fred does?

  • Wilma Flintstone : This has gone far enough! After everything that we've done for you! We took you into our home!

    Betty Rubble : Oh, yeah, so you could show off every chance you got. You used to be such nice people but now... you're just a couple of rich snobs! Hmph!

  • Store Manager : Mrs. Rubble, there seems to be a slight problem with your credit card.

    Betty Rubble : Really? What's that?

    Store Manager : It's no damn good!

    [Breaks the card with a hammer] 

  • Susan Rock : And the demonstration continues to get uglier at Slate and Company, following the unexpected layoff of virtually the entire labour force by V.P. Fred Flintstone. For the Cave News Network, this is Susan Rock.

    Barney Rubble : Fred! Did you hear what happened to everyone at the quarry today?

    Fred Flintstone : Yep. Few hours ago, I sent 'em all off on a nice, long vacation.

    Barney Rubble : You mean, a permanent vacation!

    [turns to Wilma and Betty, points to him] 

    Barney Rubble : He fired them!

    [Betty gasps] 

    Wilma Flintstone : [turns to him]  Fred! How could you?

    Fred Flintstone : I didn't do that!

    Barney Rubble : You did too! It's all over the TV!

    Wilma Flintstone : Fred!

    Fred Flintstone : Wilma, who are you gonna believe? Me or some busboy?

    Betty Rubble : That "busboy" is your best friend!

    Fred Flintstone : Best friend? BEST FRIEND? I lost my best friend the day I became an executive! He's just jealous of my hard-earned success!

    Barney Rubble : Hard-earned? Tell me something, Mr. Vice President! What's a graduated inventory plan, huh? How about supply and demand? Hey, Fred! What's two and two?

    Fred Flintstone : I didn't come here to talk business! I'm out with my wife! Now... get me a clean spoon.

    Barney Rubble : [slams the tablecloth]  That does it! The only reason you got that job is 'cause I switched tests with you.

    Betty Rubble : Oh, Barney.

    Fred Flintstone : Oh, ho, ho, that's rich! What good would it do me to switch tests with the guy that got the lowest score in the quarry?

    Barney Rubble : Think about it, Fred!

    Betty Rubble : Oh! Finally, it all makes sense.

    Wilma Flintstone : You don't believe this, do you?

    Betty Rubble : [stands up]  Are you calling my husband a liar?

    Wilma Flintstone : [gasps; stands up]  Now, this has gone far enough! After everything that we've done for you! We took you into our home!

    Betty Rubble : Oh, yeah? So you could show off every chance you got!

    [Wilma gasps] 

    Betty Rubble : You used to be such nice people, but now... you're just a couple of rich snobs! Mmm!

    Fred Flintstone : [stands up]  Better than being a couple of petty ingrates.

    Betty Rubble : Come on, Barney! We are moving out tonight!

    Barney Rubble : Hang on, Betty. I forgot to punch out.

    [punches Fred in the face; he faints] 

  • Bedrock's Most Wanted Host : [Fred emerges from the side of a building wearing a beard, hat, and trench coat and spots a TV broadcasting "Bedrock's Most Wanted"]  Tonight, in a special edition of "Bedrock's Most Wanted," we bring you the story that's rocked our city: "The Case of the Embezzling Executive."

    Miss Stone Look-A-Like : [an "Actual Dramatization" is shown with actors playing Cliff, Fred, and Miss Stone with Fred shown stuffing money into a briefcase]  Mr. Flintstone, what are you doing?

    Fred Look-A-Like : I'm an executive. I'm... embezzling!

    Miss Stone Look-A-Like : I'm shocked.

    Pearl Slaghoople : [Wilma, Pearl, and Betty are watching the same show at Pearl's house]  How could you ever marry that man?

    Wilma Flintstone : Mother, that man is not my husband.

    Betty Rubble : That's right. He plays Dr. Gravelman on "The Young and the Thumbless."

    Wilma Flintstone : Fred might be a lot of things, but a thief is not one of them.

    Pearl Slaghoople : Can you prove it?

    Fred Look-A-Like : Who cares? Yabba dabba dabba.

    Wilma Flintstone : [Sees the Dictabird repeating Fred's "Yabba Dabba Dabba" on TV]  Maybe I can.

  • [Fred, Wilma, Barney and Betty have returned to Fred's house with the Dictabird] 

    Wilma Flintstone : Why is the door open?

    Fred Flintstone : What?

    Betty Rubble : [worriedly]  Oh, Wilma, something's wrong!

    [they run inside to find the house has been trashed all over; Pearl is gagged and tied up on the floor] 

    Wilma Flintstone : Pebbles!

    Betty Rubble : Bamm-Bamm?

    [Wilma, Betty and Barney run inside to look for the kids while Fred raises his arms in disbelief] 

    Fred Flintstone : What kind of madman would *do* something like this?

    [Pearl gestures for Fred to help her up; Fred steps over her and unties Dino] 

    Fred Flintstone : [baby voice]  Who's a poor poochy? That's a baby.

    [Fred steps over Pearl again; Pearl groans; Wilma, Betty and Barney return] 

    Wilma Flintstone : Pebbles and Bamm-Bamm are gone!

    Betty Rubble : [hands Fred a stone rectangle]  They left this.

    Barney Rubble : It's a note.

    [Wilma unties Pearl] 

    Fred Flintstone : "If you want to see your kids again, bring the Dictabird to the quarry at dawn. No police."

    [the Dictabird gasps and Barney stares wide-eyed as Fred furiously crushes the note into dust with his bare hands] 

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