The Flintstones (1994)

Harvey Korman: Dictabird

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Quotes 

• Dictabird : I should have signed with Disney.

• Fred Flintstone : Take a memo. Cliff, let's play golf. We can prioritize, conceptualize and tenderize. Executively yours, Fred Fliiii -

  [falls backwards out of his chair] 

  Dictabird : Are there six or seven I's in 'Fliiii - '?

• Fred Flintstone : They made a fool out of me.

  Dictabird : Well, look at what they had to work with.

• Fred Flintstone : [slams a file down on his desk]  They made a fool out of me.

  Dictabird : Yeah, well, look what they had to work with.

  [laughs, then ducks as Fred throws a piece of the broken file at him; Cliff and Miss Stone burst into Fred's office] 

  Cliff Vandercave : Flintstone! Heard you were down in the file room. Find anything interesting?

  Fred Flintstone : Yeah! I'm on to your little scam! Billing phoney companies and keeping the money for yourself! I'm going to Mr. Slate.

  Cliff Vandercave : Good idea. Turning yourself in might buy you a little leniency.

  Fred Flintstone : *Me*? This entire scheme was *your* idea!

  Cliff Vandercave : True, but I've graciously decided to give you all the credit, since it's *your* name on the requisitions.

  Fred Flintstone : I never touched *any* of that money!

  Cliff Vandercave : Fred, please! Remodeling your house? Furs? Cars? A fully equipped Le Sabertooth?

  [wags his finger] 

  Cliff Vandercave : Tsk, tsk tsk. You should have been more discreet.

  Fred Flintstone : I'm *innocent*!

  Cliff Vandercave : [sarcastically]  Oh, boo-hoo-hoo.

  [seriously] 

  Cliff Vandercave : Miss Stone, call security. Tell them we've uncovered an embezzler.

  [Miss Stone reaches for the phone] 

  Fred Flintstone : [grabs her hand]  Miss Stone, you'll back me up, won't you?

  [glares at Cliff] 

  Sharon Stone : You better run while you still have a chance.

  [Fred looks shockingly at her and heads for the door] 

  Fred Flintstone : [points angrily at Cliff]  You'll never get away with this.

  Cliff Vandercave : I already have.

  [smiles as Fred dashes out of the office]