Freaked (1993)

Michael Stoyanov: Ernie

Photos 

Quotes 

• Ernie : How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw it in and one to ride my rodney!

• Ernie : [voiceover over plane landing]  Well Ernie, Santa Spam. World-famous for loud music and hot sex.

  Ernie : Really?

  Ricky Coogan : Give me a few hours.

  [Airplane explodes into a giant fireball for no reason, cuts to Ricky and Ernie standing in front of the airport looking offscreen] 

  Ricky Coogan : Sure glad that wasn't our plane!