The Hudsucker Proxy (1994)

John Mahoney: Chief

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• Chief Editor Manhattan Argus : Yeah, and if a frog had wings, it wouldn't bump it's ass a-hoppin'.

• [addressing his troops] 

  Chief Editor Manhattan Argus : The Einstein of Enterprise. The Edison of Industry. The Billion Dollar Cranium. Idea Man. And not one of you mugs has given me a story on him! Bunch of lame-brained... Facts, figures, charts! They never sold a newspaper! I read this morning's edition of the Argus and let me tell you something: I'd wrap a fish in it! I'd use it as kindling! Hell, I'd even train my poodle on it if he wasn't a French poodle and more partial to the pages of Paris Soir, but I sure wouldn't shell out a hard-earned nickel to read the dadblamed thing!