Junior (1994)
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Dr. Alex Hesse
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Quotes
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Dr. Alex Hesse : My body. *My* choice!
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Dr. Diana Reddin : Do you have your own room?
Dr. Alex Hesse : Yes. Why?
Dr. Diana Reddin : Well, call me old-fashioned, but I'll be damned if I'm having a child with a man I've never even slept with.
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Dr. Alex Hesse : I've noticed that the side effects of pregnancy are greatly amplified... With the dosage of Expectane that l've required. The morning sickness, the mood swings. Sleepiness, sexual appetite.
Larry : Sexual appetite?
Dr. Alex Hesse : Yesterday, just scooping the middle out of a honeydew melon gave me a - A "Steifen".
Larry : A what? Oh. That's normal. I get 'em all the time.
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[Dr. Hesse has to explain why he looks so 'masculine' at a pregnant women's retreat]
Dr. Alex Hesse : When I was a sportswoman on the East German Olympic Track and Field team, they dispensed anabolic steroids as freely as here in America they dole out Gator-Ade.
Larry : They pushed it on them, you know.
Dr. Alex Hesse : Nothing was explained about the side affects which have become so obvious and painfully apparent,
[tearfully]
Dr. Alex Hesse : but I am *all woman*.
Larry : Believe you me.
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Dr. Alex Hesse : [to Diana] Does my body disgust you?
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Dr. Alex Hesse : My nipples are very sensitive.
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Larry : Typical. I can't tell you how many times I've heard pregnant women complain: "I just wish a man could go through this." You finally do it, and what do you get? Attitude and insults.
Dr. Alex Hesse : No kidding.
Larry : Tell me about it.
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Dr. Diana Reddin : [at Jake and Junior's first birthday party, Diana is heavily pregnant] I might need to pee again.
Angela : I don't miss that part.
Dr. Alex Hesse : Me neither.
Dr. Diana Reddin : You should have another one, Angela. Jake could use a little brother or a sister.
Angela : I'd like to. But I don't think I could go through all of that again.
Dr. Alex Hesse : It doesn't necessarily *have* to be you.
[they all look at each other, then at Larry]
Larry : Oh, no! NO! NO! NO!
[Larry flees, they all pursue him]
Dr. Alex Hesse : Larry, it's the most wonderful experience...... .
[fade to end credits]
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Dr. Alex Hesse : Can you feel how soft my skin is?
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Dr. Alex Hesse : [running down the stairs with other pregnant women] Marvelous!
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Angela : I'm happy. I love being pregnant. It's just that I'm not 21 anymore. I'm single. It's a little bit scary.
Dr. Alex Hesse : Tell me about it.
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Dr. Alex Hesse : If I carry this baby to term it will be a miracle. I would love, protect and nurture that miracle with everything I have in me.
Larry : Stop it!
Dr. Alex Hesse : No I don't *stop it!* I want my *BABY!*
[they stop talking when they realize they are in the waiting room surrounded by pregnant women]
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Dr. Alex Hesse : I'm pregnant.
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Dr. Alex Hesse : Men what?
Dr. Diana Reddin : They're pathetic when it comes to pain. You should try being a woman sometime. It's a nightmare. Your body goes peculiar with your period and doesn't stop until menopause. It's a lifetime of leaking and swelling and spotting and smears. Crippling cramps, raging hormones, yeasts! And that's if everything's normal.
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Dr. Alex Hesse : I never realized how lonely I was.
Larry : Get a dog!
