A Million to Juan (1994)
Paul Rodriguez: Juan Lopez
Quotes
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Juan Lopez : All the American citizens I know are illegal.
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Jorge : What is it that every Chicano family needs and very few have?
Juan Lopez : Birth control.
Jorge : Chicano celebrity totem poles.
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Party Guest : So, what have you been up to?
Party Guest : I'm teaching.
Party Guest : Really, what?
Party Guest : I'm teaching men to refill ice trays.
[They both laugh as Juan joins them.]
Juan Lopez : Now that was cold."
[He laughs.]
Juan Lopez : Get it? Cold? Ice? It was a joke.
[As they walk away.]
Juan Lopez : Hey, I like jokes too.