Natural Born Killers (1994)
Tom Sizemore: Det. Jack Scagnetti
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Quotes
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Scagnetti : I was born and spent the first part of my life in Texas.
Dwight McClusky : That's funny, you don't have the accent.
Scagnetti : I don't wanna talk like those assholes.
Dwight McClusky : My mother was from Texas!
Scagnetti : I meant those other assholes.
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[McClusky tackles an inmate]
Dwight McClusky : Put him in F Block for a month, then bring him to see me!
Jack Scagnetti : Jesus Christ, Dwight. You could be on "American Gladiators".
Dwight McClusky : Thirty minutes a day, just shake and roll it... doesn't take much. Someone goes for you, you go right for the throat, Jack.
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Pinky : Are you a real cop?
Jack Scagnetti : Oh yeah, I'm a real cop.
Pinky : You're not gonna hurt me are ya?
Jack Scagnetti : I never hurt anyone in my life. I'm the law. I'm your protector.
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[as he strangles a girl]
Jack Scagnetti : I'm just kidding, I'm just kidding...
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Dwight McClusky : How's a fella like you get to be involved with psychos, anyways?
Jack Scagnetti : Actually, Dwight, I'd recommend having your mother killed by one. After that happened I developed a rather keen interest in the subject.
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Mallory : What do you want me to do?
Jack Scagnetti : I want you to kiss me and squeeze my nipple.
Mallory : You're so specific.
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[Guns aimed at each other]
Mickey : Looks like we got us a Mexican Standoff.
Jack Scagnetti : We've had this day from the beginning, huh, Mickey? Now slide that shotgun over here. Put your hands on your head and your head against the floor!
Mickey : Or what, you'll wound me? I could blow you in half and you know it.
Jack Scagnetti : I never wounded anything in my life. I got you locked right between the eyes, Mickey. I've had you locked from the jump, you phony!
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Scagnetti : Oswald might've been a pussy, but he was a great shot.
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[Studying Mallory's imprint at a crime scene]
Jack Scagnetti : Now that is a perfect ass.
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Jack Scagnetti : How the hell are my two favorite assholes?
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Jack Scagnetti : I tend not to exhibit the self-discipline, you know, becoming of a peace officer.
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Mallory : I'm not really as bad as they say I am. I'm actually a really nice person.
Jack Scagnetti : Yeah I know. I did some pretty bad things myself. I killed someone.
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[to Mallory]
Jack Scagnetti : Remember the last time you got fucked? What I want you to do is close your eyes, and remember the last time Mickey gave you the high hard one. You thinking about it? Good. Well you can forget it, 'cause it's never gonna happen again. Because when they get through with all the electroshock shit they got lined up for that cocksucker, ol' Mickey ain't gonna be worth a damn.
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Mickey : One camera all you can muster, Jack?
Jack Scagnetti : You ain't that big a star yet, cocksucker.
