The Paper (1994)

Jack Kehoe: Phil

Quotes 

• Phil : Aw, Jesus, Bernie. Come on with the smoke. You know the doctor found nicotine in my urine again.

  Bernie : Then keep your dick out of my ashtray.

• Phil : What's with the gunshot?

  Henry : McDougal.

  Bernie : Is he dead?

• Phil : I've bought the goddamn chair! Now it's your problem, Henry!