Caroline in the City (1995–1999)

Mark Feuerstein: Joe DeStefano

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Quotes 

• Maitre D : I put them at the VIP table.

  Caroline : The VIP table?

  Maitre D : Very Irritating Pains-in-the-Butt.

• Joe : What are you working on?

  Richard : Not throwing you out the window.

  Joe : How's it going?

  Richard : Not so good.

• Joe : Caroline, honey, we have a problem.

  Annie : No, Joe, it's only if her urine turns the stick blue.

• Joe : We always stay at your place.

  Caroline : Yeah, well, I clean.

• Joe : He just peed on my fruton!

  Caroline : You said you weren't bringing your fruton!

  Joe : I'm not now!