Caroline in the City (1995–1999)

Lauren Graham: Shelly

Quotes 

• Shelly : . . . dinky, dink. What are you thinking?

  Richard : I've got to dump her before she makes me eat whatever's in that pan. Mmm. Sure smells good.

  Shelly : Bonnie Belinda, let's go give Richard a big kiss!

  Richard : God, it's Richard Karinsky. Please strike me dead. Mmmm.

  Shelly : Now, give her a big kiss back.

  Richard : God, if you miss me, go for the dog.

  [kisses the dog] 

• Shelly : [turning off TV]  I love that movie. You know what? We're kind of like Kermit and Miss Piggy, too, aren't we? Okay, now they take Manhattan!

  Richard : That's it. Desperate times call for desperate measures.

  [picks his nose] 

  Shelly : Richard!

  Richard : Shelly, oh, Shelly, I understand if you're totally disgusted and you never want to see me again.

  Shelly : No. That tells me that we are comfortable enough to do these things in front of each other. I'm going to go get my toenail clippers.

  Richard : Ahhh!