Caroline in the City (1995–1999)

John Mariano: Johnny, Maitre D'

Quotes 

• Richard : Uh, does anybody tell the women about these rules?

  Johnny : Do you tell a football what time the game is? Come on!

• Johnny : What happened to you?

  Del : I got a facial peel. It makes me look 10 years younger.

  Johnny : It makes you look like an Orangutang's butt!