Cartoon Planet (1995–1999)

George Lowe: Space Ghost

Quotes 

• Brak : Hey, Zorak, was that your chicken sandwich in the refrigerator?

  Zorak : Yes, why do you ask?

  Brak : Because I ate it.

  Zorak : No you didn't...

  Brak : Yes I did.

  Zorak : Even though it was in a brown paper bag with the letters 'Z-O-R-A-K' on the sides. Do you know what that spells?

  Brak : Ummmm... there's a yummy chicken sandwich in here and you need to eat it?

  [Zorak screams] 

  Brak : Well I wouldn't have eaten it if I knew it was yours! I thought it was Space Ghost's!

  Space Ghost : And it would have been perfectly fine to eat my chicken sandwich?

  Brak : Yours was a ham sandwich.

  Space Ghost : How do you know that?

  Brak : Because I ate that too!

  Space Ghost : Well now what are Zorak and I going to have for lunch?

  Brak : Why don't you order a pizza?

  Space Ghost : They won't deliver here anymore... maybe because they don't like being bitten!

  Brak : Hey that guy bit me first!

  Space Ghost : Whatever!

  Brak : Well, I guess this is one of those bad news/good news situations. The bad news is that your guys' sandwiches got eaten, and the good news is... I'm not hungry anymore!

  [Laughs] 

  Brak : Mostly... well, maybe I'm just a little bit hungry.

  Brak : [pause]  I guess I'll just go and eat my own sandwich.

  Zorak : Lets get him!

  Brak : Aaaawwww boy! You guys get away from my olive loaf!

• Brak : I forget how to be mean, that radiation half-lobotomized me.

  Space Ghost : Say, I've got an idea. Let Zorak teach you how to be mean.

  Zorak : Oh, man! Do I hafta?

  Space Ghost : Yes, you hafta.

  Zorak : Okay Brak. Repeat after me. Space Ghost! I will destroy you!

  Brak : Space Ghost! I will destroy you... if you don't mind.

• [referring to coffee] 

  Space Ghost : How much were you drinking?

  Brak : Oooh, about 20 or 40 gallons a day.

• [singing, to Zorak, to the tune of "Bad Boys"] 

  Space Ghost : Bad bug, bad bug / Whatcha gonna do / Whatcha gonna do when the Ghost zaps you? / Bad bug, bad bug / Whatcha gonna do / Whatcha gonna do when you're barbecue?

  [Fries Zorak with a beam weapon] 

• Brak : Welcome to Cartoon Planet, everybody! My name is Brak. I am the star of the show. I know it, you know it, I know it, you know it, I know it, you know it...

  Space Ghost : Hey!

  Brak : What?

  Space Ghost : Here's the deal, Brak. I'm the boss. You're nothing. Get it?

  Brak : Big deal. Boss of nothing.

  Space Ghost : What?

  Brak : Never mind.

• Space Ghost : You got me there Brak. I always tell the truth!

  Zorak : LIAR!

• Space Ghost : Look at me! I have a big head! My head is huge! What do you think, Zorak?

  Zorak : Big head! Big head! Big *fat* head!

  Space Ghost : I have a big head! I'm having a big head day! How's your big head day, kids?

  Zorak : Big fat head day!

  Space Ghost : Shut up, bug.

• Space Ghost : I'm an ordinary guy, except I can fly, and sometimes, I'm invisible. All day long, I'm just right and wrong, and making evil villains miserable.

  Zorak : Boy, you can say that again.

  Space Ghost : I love making evil villains miserable!

  Zorak : Of all the cartoon shows in all the Universe, I get stuck on this one!

• Space Ghost : Zorak, what's wrong?

  Zorak : The TV... I've been hypnotized by... the TV.

  Space Ghost : Really?

  Zorak : Yes... the TV... must watch more of the TV.

  Space Ghost : And you should too, kids! TV is good for you. It gave me a job and helped me put food in the mouths of my two kids, Eugene and Doris, and my darling wife, Charlene.

  Zorak : Eugene and Doris? Ha ha ha ha ha! You geek!

  Space Ghost : Oh, what's in a name?

• Space Ghost : I got a doodle in my noodle, and his name is Minky Boodle.

  Zorak : Minky Boodle!

  Brak : Minky Boodle!

  Zorak : Minky Boodle!

  Brak : Minky Boodle!

  Space Ghost : I got my mojo rising. There's a poodle in my stroodle.

  Zorak : Minky Boodle!

  Brak : Minky Boodle!

  Zorak : Minky Boodle!

  Brak : Minky Boodle!

  Space Ghost : [humming] 

  Zorak : Oh... I'm sick of this.

  Brak : Minky Boodle!

  Zorak : Shut up, Brak!

  Brak : Oh!

  Space Ghost : I got a doodle in my noodle, and his name is Minky Boodle.

  Zorak : Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!...

  Brak : Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!...

  Space Ghost : How beautiful! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!

• Zorak : The life of a rodeo clown, is such an interesting life. I should know, for I am a rodeo clown.

  Space Ghost : Oh, you are not!

  Zorak : I am too.

  Space Ghost : You are not!

  Zorak : Well, I want to be a rodeo clown.

  Space Ghost : That doesn't count.

• Space Ghost : Well, that was certainly enjoyable, wasn't it, Brak?

  Brak : Is it hot in here, or am I sweating?

• Space Ghost : [Reading a viewer letter]  'I love your show! It looks like it cost thirty-five cents to produce!'

  [to camera] 

  Space Ghost : Missed it by a nickel, sport.

• Space Ghost : Zorak, I have just received transmission from Earth. It's from Count Floyd.

  Zorak : [before Count Floyd's segment begins]  Oh, well, let's hear what the old bat has to say.

  Space Ghost : [when Count Floyd's segment ends]  That's it. I've lost the signal. Don't fret, kiddies. Count Floyd will be back next week.