High Society (1995–1996)

Jean Smart: Ellie Walker

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Quotes 

• Dot : I haven't slept in days.

  Ellie : I can top that. I haven't slept WITH anyone in days. I feel miserable!

• Ellie : Picture this: It's a couple of months from now, Tippy Von Schlagger opens her new copy of Dazzle Magazine and guess what she sees?

  Dot Emerson : A picture of Michael Jackson and George Hamilton passing each other on the color wheel?

• Ellie : See, I'm gonna get my name in the paper by creating a huge scene. As she walks down the runway, I'm gonna pelt Kate Moss with a jelly doughnut!

• Val Blumberg : Second hand smoke is the most dangerous kind!

  Ellie Walker : Well, stand closer!

• Ellie Walker : What kind of a friend would I be if I weren't willing to sleep with your husband?

• Ellie Walker : Aren't you afraid somebody's gonna drop a house on you?

• Ellie Walker : I may be cruel, vindictive, and sarcastic, but I do have a heart!

  Dot Emerson : ...and a portion of your liver!

• Val Blumberg : Mitchell wants me back, you want me here; I've never been so popular!

  Ellie Walker : Don't you just feel like the last condom at Club Med?

• Dot Emerson : Val really has a point.

  Ellie Walker : And her hair covers it nicely!

• Val Blumberg : Golly, this is fancy! I feel so out of place!

  Ellie Walker : Don't let the absence of a salad bar disorient you.

• Dot : [referring to a statement by Val]  She has a point...

  Ellie : ...and her hair covers it nicely.

• Ellie : [referring to Val]  Rosemary and her baby must go!