Mad TV (1995–2016)

Nicole Sullivan: Various, Vancome Lady, Antonia, Diane Lawyer-Trabajo, Samantha Jones, Jill, Mother, Self, Allison, Barbara Walters, Birthday Mom, Brenda, Carmella Soprano, Charlie Brown, Charlotte, Cindy Carter as Cindi, Coffee Tour Guy, Darlene McBride, Dr. Wyzwohl, Eracist Player, Hayley Strow, Heather Locklear, Hillary Clinton, Jennifer Aniston, Judge, Julie McCoy, Lida, Literally-Judith, Lois Lane, Lorne's Mother, Lucy, Lucy Ricardo, Massager, Meg Ryan, Mia, Mindy Tikvah, Missy Simpson, Reporter, Sandy, Sarah Michelle Gellar as Buffy Summers, Wife, Witness #2

Photos 

214 more photos

Quotes 

• Vancome Lady : [to a white tricker-or-treater dressed as a hooded ghost]  Hurry up, Blondie, you don't wanna be late to the Hitler Youth Convention.

  Vancome Lady : [to a black tricker-or-treater dressed as a jailbird]  Oh, and young man, my car has low-jack.

• Bunifa Jackson : [in an Antiques Roadshow parody, after being told her plate is worth $6]  Alright fine, but let me tell you something. I'll take the $6 then.

  Appraiser : I'm not interested in buying it.

  Bunifa Jackson : No, no it's okay, I'll take the six.

  Appraiser : No, no ma'am, I'm the appraiser, I'm not the buyer

  Bunifa Jackson : Then why you offer me $6?

  Appraiser : No, I didn't.

  Bunifa Jackson : Yes you did!

  Appraiser : No I didn't.

  Bunifa Jackson : Yes you did! Yes you did! Yes you did! Oh, so what am I a liar now? I'm a liar! She just called me a liar! I'm some dumb stupid liar. I'm just some dumb stupid lying bitch!

  Appraiser : Ma'am I did not call you any of those names.

  Bunifa Jackson : So she gonna say I'm deaf. I'm deaf! I'm some dumb stupid lying deaf bitch with a six dollar dinner plate!

• Nurse : [Vancome Lady is in a coma]  It's hard to tell how much work she had done. I'm gonna need a chisel to get all that makeup off.

  Vancome Lady : [thinking]  Watch it there, Moesha. I may be a coma but I'm not deaf.

• Antonia : [Responding to any question]  I have a cat named Cece.

• [while roller-blading] 

  Lida : Lee-Lee, your hands are on my tetas.

  Melina : Stupid, if I let go of your tetas, you gonna fall.

  Lida : Ok, you can keep 'em there.

  [under her breath] 

  Lida : Lesbiana...

• Vancome Lady : Shaaa... You know what?

• Destiny : [Pretty White Kids with Problems]  Tad, that's very interesting but i can't kiss you!

  [music comes to a halt] 

  Destiny : Even though we are the same age...

  Tad : That's right. We're both fifteen.

  Destiny : [adding emphasis]  That's right.

• Various : [to the camera]  I don't wanna be here. I wanna be on Friends.